Last Friday, the not-surprisingly-terrible New Jersey Nets earned their second win of the season with a 97-85 tickle fight against the slightly-less-terrible Toronto Raptors. But the scoreboard be damned, because the Raptors fans above earned the biggest victory of all as they reportedly heckled Nets forward and ex-Kardashian enabler Kris Humphries throughout the entire game with their giant cutout signs of E!’s First Family. Damn that classic Canadian wit.
The rest of the weekend and early season action has continued as expected, with the biggest surprise thus far being the 7-2 Philadelphia 76ers and their 6-game winning streak. It looks like all the City of Brotherly Love needed was a little Will Smith injection of jiggyness and some of the ugliest mascot options in sports history. Good for the 76ers and the other little engines that could, as they will inevitably be decimated by the Miami Heat.
Before we get started, though, let's take a look at the ballsiest basketball bros you'll see upgrade their seats this season...
Haha, way to bro, fellas. Way to bro.
(Banner via the Toronto Star, video via ProBasketballTalk and the rest via Getty and the AP.)



























Please tell me pic #10 is a John Cusack in “Say Anything” reference.
That’s the first thing that went through my mind too UU and with Burnsy, it’s gotta be on.
“In Your Eyes” was the other option.
Kickboxing. Sport of the future.
HOLY SHIT, Grant Hill is still in the NBA???
Why is that guy in the main photo holding up a picture of Vickie Guerrero??
Pretty sure McConaughey is the famous nude bongo player. Although that doesn’t make 25 any less true.
Did an Orlando elementary school have a caption writing contest?