Ovie Trice – Got Some Teeth
01.17.12
But not all of them. I hope at least someone from The Smoking Section will appreciate that joke.
Anyway, this Russian rap video has everything you’d expect from a Russian rap video — gangsters bragging about what appears to be Monopoly money, beautiful woman with incredible midsections who will morph into horrid-looking old ladies when they turn 25, random dudes in judo clothes — and, most importantly, Alexander Ovechkin. In a sideways hat. Rapping. All it needs is TaTU and someone piledriving a bear and it’s basically every Russian thing in history.
As a hockey fan it makes me kinda sad to see teaching someone how to do the Soviet Dougie. As a Caps fan, I have to defend it by challenging Sidney Crosby to remember an entire verse without his brain shutting down. That’s what it’s come to, isn’t it? Which guy’s brain is more irreparably damaged.
Feel free to hop over to Puck Daddy and browse the transcribed lyrics, wherein Ovie brags about all the cool championships he’s won and being in the All-Star Game. Nothing in there about the Stanley Cup, though.
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That’d only be more awkward if my mom was in it.
Perhaps this is why Ovie’s career has been slumping for the past couple years. At least he’s tied for 44th in the league for scoring.
Judging by his physique, I’d say his physical fitness is the reason.
Where did Ovie find the Russian version of Ronnie from Jersey Shore and the love child of Christina Milian and Sarah McLachlan?
Sounds like delicious trashy European music. *kisses fingeres* Muah! Did Gino Malkin make an appearance in that video at the beginning?
@Flex: There’s 3 Swedes on the Canucks and 4 Europeans on that team overall. That’s not much of a Swedish team.
so what’s the girls name?
You’re a Caps fan? You need some new teams to root for.
Ha, yeah, no kidding. I have a way of latching myself onto terrible things. I root for the Indians because I lived in Cleveland for four years, and I root for the Caps because I lived in D.C. for a while.
Agreed. The only team more unlikeable than the European team playing in Washington is the Swedish team playing in Vancouver.
It’s like a rap video spontaneously erupted at an amateur fitness model tryout. Pretty sure I caught a Michael Jordan reference in there somewhere.