After it was revealed that Tiger Woods had snogged just about every Perkins waitress, porn star and party girl on both sides of the Mississippi during his marriage, it seemed pretty obvious that his ex-wife, Elin Nordegren, was going to hold him upside down and shake him until every last penny of his billion dollar net worth fell out. So we were all a little surprised when she walked with just $100 million, with which she purchased the above 6-bedroom mansion in Palm Beach.
But now, according to the Daily Mail, Nordegren is proving that there’s only one way to get the stink of the world’s best golfer’s affairs out of your carpet – tear that mother f*cking house down. Claiming that 6 bedrooms aren’t enough for her and her two children, Nordegren had the entire 9,000-sq. ft., $12 million mansion demolished so she could build a new, larger mansion from scratch.
In related news, women everywhere just hatched schemes to get professional athletes to marry them.
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women be shopping…….for housing contractors.
She’s in Florida so she’ll probably be ripped off. So Tiger has that going for him.
it seemed pretty obvious that his ex-wife, Elin Nordegren, was going to hold him upside down and shake him
Really? I thought that’s what the mistresses were for.
Shaken Tiger Syndrome.
I also read that it had 8 bathrooms. So yeah, between that the 6 bedrooms and 9K sq. feet how could anyone expect to live under those conditions.
/urge to smash rising
Word is it took her 3 hours and a nine iron to get that baby down.
You mean to tell me that crib only had 6 bedrooms?!
To fit in the five kitchens something had to be sacrificed.
And the j’ai a’lai court.
Wouldn’t it have been easier to just get rid of the kids?
Terrible PR move, Ms. Swedish nanny.
She’s doing this in Tiger’s face. “You know what I did with your money? Yeah, I bought a 10 million dollar mansion with that money, you know what I did after that? I tore that mansion down, bitch! There goes your money! Oh look, I bought a Renoir, too! You know, I don’t like this kind of painting, this needs more clowns, maybe some soup cans…BOOM GOES THE TURPENTINE, BITCH!”
Those photos look like a before and after set from the set of “Bad Boys II”
Or the worst set of “Spot the Difference” photos ever.
God don’t like ugly. It takes two to tango, You’re only being vindictive, you still have his babies, and they love their father, whether you like it or not. GET OVER IT AND BE GRATEFUL YOU GOT A RICH MAN.
Spoken from the mouth of a poor woman?
what a waste why pay 12 mil through it away she must be insane
did she tear down her mansion in switzerland also ? what a rich bitch
SWEDEN…
nice try at participating in a conversation.
I’ve seen fake photos before but this one takes the cake. A blind man can see the differences. What a scam but then again it seems some people will believe anything. The angle of the home is totally different the trees are smaller. Where did the front yard go and finally where did the beach come from. Some people will do anything for 15 sec of fame. In this case it backfired.
Amen!
She’s gonna have to find a new rich athlete after she burns through that $100 million.
“AFTER” pic was really taken before the mansion was ever built. People are so gullible.
duh…
look at the roof sweetheart..it was built before you were thought of..duh..
stupid spoilt cow needs to get back to herdi gerdi land..remember when you had nothing like the other 90% of us?
did anyone really pay attention to these photos. They have been doctored. There are so many flaws in these two photos it is rediculous. I mean we are so quick to believe everything that is in the news. Look closely at these two pictures. too much does not make sense. If she really did this than I really don’t care, but I don’t and won’t assume that these pictures are authentic at all. Well at least the second one!!!!! Anyone like in Florida that can really post something more convincing. Doctoring a photo is so easy to do, and can be truly believable. But I don’t trust the second image to be authentic.