I feel weird broaching this subject because his penis isn’t my penis, but isn’t Tebow saving himself for marriage? Isn’t this professional athlete a virgin?
He could marry all of them one at a time (not Mormon) then when he’s old he’d have no money, but he would have some nice memories and huge genital warts.
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If I were Tim Tebow, I would try my hardest to sleep with every single one of these women. Even Bachmann.
I feel weird broaching this subject because his penis isn’t my penis, but isn’t Tebow saving himself for marriage? Isn’t this professional athlete a virgin?
That’s why I said if I were Tebow. Tebow’s a kindhearted virgin waiting for marriage; I would be all up in Kristen Stewart’s guts.
Ahhh that’s why you said that.
Well at least I know who to consult regarding virgins.
Brandon: If you’re curious about her O-face, it’s probably not all that different.
He could marry all of them one at a time (not Mormon) then when he’s old he’d have no money, but he would have some nice memories and huge genital warts.
They didn’t even do one with Mariah Yeater “just in case”?
Emoticon-ly speaking, Tebow 8–>~ Sarah Jessica Parker ()< John Elway
Would the Megan Fox + Tim Tebow baby get her thumbs? Yikes.
What if he had a baby with Filmdrunk favourite, Melissa Lee Williams?
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Hmm. They should have tried Stacey Dash.
We should all try Stacey Dash.
I like the idea that the scripture eye blacks are a part of tebows face so much so that they genetically show up in his children
*World Cup Skier Lindsay Vonn
Sorry, got her mixed up with that other girl, Shaun White.