Comedian Jim Norton has a history of letting visiting MMA stars incapacitate him for the enjoyment of the Opie & Anthony radio audience, and while clips of him getting heel hooked by Brock Lesnar or being guillotine choked by Cain Velasquez are funny, they’re missing the important “i want to worship her anus” comments that make an Internet video successful. Enter: this clip of Haywire leading lady and sorta-kinda-still-MMA-star Gina Carano choking out Jimmy on Tuesday’s show.
If you need to know why this is basically the best thing that can happen to a man, here’s what she says before she does it:
“I’m just gonna squeeze your throat real quick. I love that I have heels on. It makes it so much easier.”
Amazing.
They should bring on Cris Cyborg next and see if Jimmy gurgles and taps out when she jams a needle into his ass cheek.
[h/t to Cage Potato]
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What? Huh? I thought she was gonna put him to sleep, not just squeeze for two seconds.
Brown stains and mattresses aside, I think I’ve been cheated.
Thank God I don’t have an auto-erotic asphyxiation fetish (…or do I?), otherwise I’m not sure how I’d handle myself after watching that
There’s a David Carradine joke in there somwhere…there HAS to be
She’s so cute , even when almost instantly murdering Norton. No wonder her name was ‘Crush’.
She could probably hug you while your internal organs squeeze out your butt like a Play-Doh spaghetti factory, and you’d smile. So hot.
It was better when she actually choked out the guy from Sports Science
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That is a large woman. I’d try my best not to cry while she fucked my wife in front of me.