Hot off the news that Minka Kelly realized that canceled TV show after canceled TV show is no way to go through life, it appears that former WWE Diva Torrie Wilson has taken a page from Stacy Keibler’s book and found herself a sugar daddy of her own in New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez. Somewhere, Billy Kidman just hit a Seven Year Itch into a pool of his own tears.
Rodriguez is recovering from special surgeries that he recently traveled to Germany for, as miracle doctor Peter Wehling administered plasma platelet injections into the underachieving superstar’s shoulder and knee. According to the Daily Mail – which totally wins the Headline of the Day contest with the unrelated “Moobs (Looks like a Lady)” – Rodriguez and Wilson spent New Year’s Eve in Cabo, but that doesn’t really mean much.
After all, it’s only official for A-Rod when he gropes his woman in a fountain.
OBVIOUS DOUBLE UP-DATE: George Clooney and Stacy Keibler were in Cabo with A-Rod and Torrie.
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Billy Kidman is laughing as one of the highest paid athletes in the universe has his sloppy seconds.
Then he cries, and realizes he is Billy Kidman still.
At least he Can’t be Powerbombed.
What makes that reference even better is that your name is Keith.
How does it look so much like A-Rod is giving hover hands in the fountain picture even though he isn’t?
At least Torrie Wilson looks like a female. The other ladies he was with looked like Nitro from ‘American Gladiators’
@Burnsy: You forgot to mention that it was a botched Seven Year Itch. I don’t think he ever successfully performed a 7 year itch.
A Rod sure likes women who were in their prime during the 90′s. Next up: Tiffany Amber Thiessen.
I think I just heard Warming Glow erupt into angry yelling.
Whoa! Tiffani Thiessen is still hot as hell.
Nicole Eggert is paitently waiting by the phone.
Nicole Eggert weighs like 900 pounds now. She’s more up Lamar Odom’s alley.
Wait… A-Rod’s gonna stick Torrie Wilson in a Chocolate Wonderfall?
This news upsets me so much.