Miami Dolphins cheerleader Lilly Robbins is always relevant.
This past Saturday, the first annual Louisiana High School Athletic Association Cheer and Dance Competition was held in Lake Charles, LA and I can only assume that the spirit fingers were in full effect. The first event drew an impressive 1,302 competitors, but almost a week later, it’s not the cheerleaders that we’re talking about. Nope, it was just one insanely intense cheer mom that stole the entire show and became an instant star.
The unnamed mom, who was at the competition cheering on her daughter from Archbishop Hannan High School, has done little to squash the stereotype that parents of young, competitive girls are insane, but I’m pretty glad that we have women like this in our lives. In fact, I think YouTube user “capita01” sums up my feelings best with this comment:
“i want her to step on my balls.”
Truer words have never been said. Video after the jump.
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Did anyone else start stamping their feet and yelling “yes” while watching that?
I wonder if she’s that enthusiastic when she fucks her husband with her huge cock.
I feel like I’ve used Kratos to kill this lady a couple of times.
Any bets on whether she’s responsible for that “missing child” at the end? She’s probably holding a judge’s kid for blackmail.
I don’t know nothin’ about that missing child announcement at the end.
I’m pretty sure that’s a cheerleader who was sidelined for steroid use.
I want her to judge a spelling bee letter by letter.
That was the strangest porno ever.
YESSSSSSSS!
I wouldn’t want to be a cockroach in her kitchen.
As a former emcee for various cheerleading tournaments, I’d say that was only C-level craziness. Go to an “All Star” competition…that’s where the truly demented cheer moms hang out.
At :16, I could’ve SWORN she screamed “Dolph and Swagger!”
Maybe she’s just cosplaying Vickie Guerrero, and forgot her catchphrase is “Excuse me”, and not “GET FUNKY”.
Her girl must be so embarrassed. She would be looking for a hole to crawl into. No not back into her mothers gash, another hole.
If she sounds just like that during sex, then I’d tap that. YES!
Her stomping made me think of Goldberg’s theme music.
That’s cool though, I was glad to see that she was being supportive. Usually you expect someone like this to be yelling “GET IT RIGHT! THAT WAS AWFUL! YOU DON’T GET TO EAT THIS WEEK!” etc.