I don't think I could sit through 90 minutes of The Farrelly Brothers' The Three Stooges update, but thankfully the minute-46 version highlights what I'm sure will be the very best part -- Sports Illustrated model and America's Best Girl Kate Upton's uncredited cameo as nun in a bikini. There you go, the only reason to watch this instead of the myriad of Three Stooges shorts available on DVD for a dollar everywhere DVDs are sold.
I'm happy to see Kate's acting career taking off. This is the follow-up to her critically acclaimed turn as 'Mr. Hightower’s Mistress' in Brett Ratner's Tower Heist, which was the follow-up to her first big commercial hit, drinking SoBe while people try not to look at her boobs.
After the jump, you can watch what I'm guessing is her entire scene (joke: she is hot) in the middle of the HD pratfalling mess.
UPDATE: And now, thanks to With Leather magistrate Matt Ufford we've added a 1080p gallery of the better moments of the trailer for your enjoyment.
Click the images to get the full sized shots. You know you want to.
I'm not going to watch this, but I'm buying it on blu-ray.
Sofia Vergara, just because.
The women of Jersey Shore, including J-Woww, reading something with the Half Price Books sticker still on the back because she doesn't own a book.
Anyway, forget about them. ATTN: Farrelly Brothers, you still have time, go back and add in every possible piece of footage you shot with Kate Upton, I don't care if it's 20 minutes of watching her eat lunch. DO IT.
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My. God.
Cripes, this movie looks worse than the old NES game. Oh wait, tits.
Tell me I didn’t just see that.
I suggest lap band surgery.
Did you see how fat Kate Upton looked in that bikini?
Seriously, do yourself a favor and watch the original 3 Stooges.
I’m gonna say that after Kate Upton, the best part is Snookie getting eye-poked. Sure it’s a poor-man’s discount bin Moe doing it, but I enjoyed it.
/takes 12 screenshots
1080p screenshots sent to Brandon & Burnsy. If you don’t get a slideshow, blame them.
I’m going to need a lot of Gatorade.
I kept waiting for Benicio Del Toro and Jim Carrey…what happened?
@Matt – Thanks, friend. Updated and gallery’d.
Sofia Vergara > Kate Upton. Even if Sofia is a furiner.
im gonna watch this stoned…its going to be hilarious
To be fair, that movie looks awful, but you can’t blame the actors. They seem to be busting their ass overtime to polish that turd.
Girl with the braces just crossed over the rainbow
Kate Upton is hot, but good God that swimsuit is unflattering.
Good lord that woman is a hideous blob!
I’m with Belly Billboard. The whole thing is worth it for the Snookie eye-poke.
@Lilian: I’m jealous of her breasts too.
in the first pic, is her right nipple pointed downward?
/i bet they look horrible unsheathed.
//fap’ed anyway.
fatty fatty fatterson. its disusting people.
/faps
Not sure if these people are serious…
Sacrilege. Watch any Stooges short from 1934 to ’42 instead.
Though whoever plays Moe does a damn good impression.
im so embarrassed that i actually just laughed out loud
Oooh My GOD…more child see it ,more child under 20 Year old see the hot pose
This made my day.
manwall.com
I liked the trailer, and didn’t even recognize Kate Upton til I saw this still photo …sad. I guess I failed the Sobe staredown too many times :)