A while back, we pointed out that Reebok was under investigation by the FTC for improperly marketing their fitness shoes with the implication that they would help women get in shape. In fact, Reebok ended up paying out approximately $25 million to pissed off people who purchased the RunTone and EasyTone shoes. Stuck in the middle of that mess was innocent, angelic Kelly Brook, who models the shoes in question. And with that introduction, I do believe that I have covered all my bases to somehow tie the main point to athletics.
Kelly has a new calendar out and it makes me wish that there every day was its own month. But more importantly, I admire Miss Brook’s affront to the stereotypes that we should wear warm clothes in the fall and winter months. Underwear for all, I say.
(Via Celebslam)
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I’m voting for January. Call me crazy, but I’m a sucker for a hot girl with big boobs weraring black thigh high stockings and high heels.
*wearing, look of blood in the brain for obvious reasons.
I’d hit it.
August bothers me a lot, because the top and bottom don’t match. It’s like that scene in Empire Records all over again.
there is no room to write reminders and such on the days! Why, it is like they don’t expect people to use this calendar for their appointments at all!
@B, she should just take the top off. Problem solved.
She’s getting a little thicker. June would be the best if she was facing forward.
This post is TOTALLY sports related. I mean, I just won a game of hand-ball a few minutes after this post went live.
Not that I wouldn’t chew my own arm off to sniff her butt….
Serious question: Has ANYONE ever complained about hot chicks being posted here? I would like to mock and ridicule them.
@Casanova- She’s always had a more voluptuous form than other minimal-clothing models (the amazing decolletage tends to counterbalance her non-waifishness). I just think she wasn’t photoshopped in these images as much as in previous ‘spreads’.
@ Cassanova – You are totally right. She’s downright fat. For some reason, Burnsy likes the fatties.
This is totally sports related. Kelly Brook is engaged to,or was pregnant with a professional rugby player. Rugby is a sport. Problem solved.
What I wouldn’t give for a misprint that gave us a 13th month. It’d be worth the lousy Smarch weather.
November. If you look REAAAAAALLY close enough – you can see bush.
/ADC
Allow me to point out that her mouth is at the same amount of slightly-open in every single picture.
And her breasts are large in each picture as well. Probably in real life, too. I’m guessing.
I only lasted thru May.
I vote yes, Yes, and YES AGAIN!
What a fucking cow.
A beautiful human female cow; this is udderly ridiculous.
That’s the way a woman is supposed to be built, like Kelly Brook. You can keep the skinny little bitches.
It’s Penis Approved!