A few days ago we shared a clip from the toddler Kumite and people seemed to like it, so now every time children get stuck in brutally violent adult situations I’m going to try to share it — for example, by way of Best Week Ever comes this clip of a bunch of Kazakhstani 9-year olds turning a post-game hockey handslapping into a full-bore gang war.
It’s hard to pick a favorite part of any Kids Beating The Hell Out Of Each Other video, but I think the kid in the upper left corner at the :30 mark being carried away kicking and screaming like he’s Veruca Salt is the best. The worst part is Kokshetau-Burabay’s green #10 skating up and punching a kid in the back of the head while he’s in the mount. You’ve got to try pretty hard to be the least sportsmanlike person in a bench-clearing brawl.
[h/t Robopanda]


For a second, I seriously thought you were talking about Veruca Salt, the band. Just a little peak through the window of my mind, people.
Pfft, Borat’s country is doing it wrong. If that was Canada, we’d have the camera panning over to the stands where the parents would be scrapping too.
To be fair the benches had cleared for the handshake, not the brawl.
La Schmoove: I completely went there too.
@La Scmoove and Screwball – Make that 3 of us then
Add a 4th who went with the band.