Welcome to Friday Face-Off, our weekly celebration of the Internet’s greatest random videos, as we pit two of them against each other for our own delicious competitive urges. Feel free to send submissions to BurnsyWL@gmail.com and if your video wins you’ll get yourself one of our awesome With Leather t-shirts.
It hit me the other day as I was doing push-ups in front of some Victoria’s Secret models that I forgot to put together a Friday Face-Off last week, as I was too busy breaking the world record for most times complaining about having to get up from the couch to walk all the way to the fridge. So I apologize for that and today bring you a very special offering to make up for that.
Today’s Face-Off pits two disabled animals against each other, so when you’re voting in the comments, make sure that you think long and hard about which of these poor souls you’re comfortable casting off into exile.
The Narcoleptic Doggy
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Wait for it… wait for it… waaaaaaaaaait for itttttttttt… aw, that is some adorable potential death.
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2 Legged pig wins, but it freaked me out.
2 legged pig indeed wins, in spite of “bacon is delicious” jokes.
Just had to do the bacon joke, didn’t you Burnsy? Couldn’t leave anything for us poor slobs in the comments.
I’m taking the dog. I don’t eat dog.
Narcoleptic Dog.
That pig is a communist.
Obviously that pig is delicious, otherwise he’d have four legs.
You don’t eat a pig like that all at once.
Narcoleptic Dog wins by a mile due to his growl at the end. He’s so pissed.
Narcoleptic Dog easily wins that battle!
too laygid pigh. The dog was just tired, not a narcoleptic. the pig didn’t just feel like only using two legs.
Gotta go with the fat guy, two legged pig.
As far as I’m concerned, two-legged pig is just two legs closer to being fully slaughtered and served to me with eggs and coffee. Both me and narcoleptic dog are going to take a well-earned nap.
2 legged pig wins because he know haunts my dreams.
I’m going with narcoleptic dog. But I’m guessing he is just a street dog in some backwards fuckin country where they have 6 inches of standing water in their alleys. He growls because some fuckin punk kids who don’t have a roof on their house but somehow have a camera are filming him to pass the time on their horrible lives. All he is trying to do is sleep on his feet because he has a shit life and just wants some fuckin rest.
/sympathy vote
That hog DUROCS!!!1!
I love the piggy, and it’s tough to pick against it. But I will because:
1. It lives a difficult life, but has fought through it and learned to thrive. Then again, it’s difficult to feel bad for an animal that would be ham, bacon, pork belly, chitterlings, scrapple, spicy rinds and right now if it weren’t a source of wonderment because of its disability.
2. Piggy’s already in exile. It’s on a farm in China. =S=
3. That dog is either a corgi or something mindful of a corgi, and I BY GOD am a red-blooded member of the Uproxx community.