
It looks like the Miami sports community has learned from its mistakes; after assuming that signing all the best players would win them a championship in basketball, Miami has taken a different route with the Marlins and will be signing all the best players to win them a championship in baseball. The play-by-play, from birther John Heyman:
hearing #Marlins boosted offer to pujols to 10 years, matching arod’s in length. they are obvs pushing hard.
everybody should have been convinced after reyes for $106M, but this is no publicity stunt by #marlins. #pujols, #perfect10
#marlins strong pursuit of pujols realistically has winnowed the field for pujols to them and incumbent #cardinals.
Cardinals have been resistant to upgrade pujols bid. With marlins strong push, they have tough decision to make.
Yes, they do, almost as tough a decision as whether or not to write the phrase “winnowed the field” anywhere on your Twitter.
As Heyman notes, this 10-year offer to the secretly-31-and-a-half-year old Pujols comes on the heels of the 6-year, 106 million deal for Jose Reyes, so we need to go ahead and get comfortable with the Miami Marlins being a thing … at least a bloated, gangly thing that smells like a National Leagues Red Sox and looks hilarious finishing behind Aramis Ramirez (or whoever) and the Phillies next season.


So wait, will this mean that Ozzie is going to be crisbosh after all? I’m guessing Albert is lebrong and Jose is dwangwang. And with all the money being thrown around will there be any left for Ozzie to take his mountain splash and put an airplang blade on that speedboat?
I don’t see any articles about the cash my Mets are throwing around. Chad Qualls might be coming to Citi…I can’t do this.
I don’t know if I’ve ever read a more sexually charged tweet than “hearing #Marlins boosted offer to pujols to 10 years, matching arod’s in length. they are obvs pushing hard.”
I can’t wait to see them fail spectacularly. Maybe they’ll boost their average attendance from 800 to 1200 people