Piss off, Tom Cruise. You already ruined Katie Holmes.
My favorite thing about the Wednesday before Thanksgiving is that I have every excuse in the world to be as lazy as I want because tomorrow I get to watch football and do absolutely nothing else. Thank you, pilgrims. Thank you, Native Americans. Although I am sorry about how everything turned out. Really wish I could do something about that, but I can’t, so let’s settle on some high fives and legal gambling.
If you’re wondering what the hell I’m talking about and if I’m going to make a point, the answer is Vanessa Hudgens and yes. I have a huge thing for V-Hudg and for some reason I just now saw a bunch of photos of her at Los Angeles Lakers games last season, and her shirt is practically falling off and I think that’s awesome. Also, she walks around in public wearing shorts that shouldn’t be legal while also wearing Lakers shirts and that justifies my existence as a sports blogger.
Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours. I will be around tomorrow doing NFL stuff and while I know that I'm not as fun as our cooler older brothers at Kissing Suzy Kolber, hopefully we make fun of the Miami Dolphins and talk about cheerleaders, too. And Brandon and I will be posting other fun things here and there. In the meantime, let’s all give thanks to Vanessa Hudgens’ love of the Lakers.
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I have a “huge thing” for V- Hudg too.
*points to oversized teddy bear*
I also have my large penis, if she’d like that as well.
Happy Thanksgiving B and Burnsy, you too WL commenters.
“Lakers Are For Lovers” is the worst shirt. It makes no sense. It’s the “do a shake come wit those fries” of novelty t-shirts.
By that pic, she needs to start endorsing Proactiv again, methinks.
Happy Burnt Turkey Festival, yIntaghs!
With no NBA this year, how will all the poser Laker fan celebrities prove they are just like us regular folk?
Tom Cruise is creepier in that first pic than usual; I would tase him in the face (too short to tase him in the balls) just to make sure.
I bet she inspires Lakers players far more than that poser Nicholson
Happy Thanksgiving Burnsy and Brandon.
To be into V-Hudg, you have to love either skanky stupidity or stupid skanks that troll for NBA gang-bangs.
@Moose – Cruise continues to up his creep factor with every appearance. I would 2nd the motion to face-tase, except I fear he would be permanently disfigured and morph into a Joker/Two-Face type super-villian. The Psycho-Scientologist?