Wait, already?
It seems like just yesterday we were wasting two hours making jokes about the Golden Corral Chocolate Wonderfall and here we are again. WWE is switching up their normal “tape Tuesday, let everybody read what happened Wednesday and Thursday, air the show Friday” schedule and airing Smackdown live on Tuesday night. Man, we haven’t even gotten to Raw yet.
Anyway, Destiny will be at school while this is on so my good friend Justin O’Connor of Progressive Boink fame will be sitting in as my co-host. That guarantees 100% less Chocolate Wonderfall discussion and 100% more of me letting him type whatever he wants because he’s hilarious. If you’re watching the show, have to miss it and want to keep tabs on what’s going on or just want to shoot the sh*t with some folks that love pro graps, be sure to give yourself the little CoverItLive e-mail reminder and be back here Tuesday night at 8 PM EST for the festivities.
And in case you were wondering, yes, you can stick anything into the Chocolate Wonderfall.
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Awwwww yeeeeeeeah!
My body is ready
Can I dip Justin O’Connor in the Chocolate Wonderfall?
Does that mean no Best & Worst of SmackDown?
@Chris – That depends on Justin’s decision on whether or not he’d like to be dipped, but Golden Corral assures you that should he say yes, he COULD be dipped.
@Milkman – Possibly. Playing it by ear.
Louie would like to dip his balls in the Chocolate Wonderfall.
I’m BAAAACK
I just hope the live blog starts with a moment of silence for the greatest Sin Cara shirt that will never be. May you Rest in Peace Sin Cara penis shirt. You will never know the joy that is the Golden Corral Chocolate Wonderfall. RIP
Sorry I can’t be around. This is fun. Everyone should do it.
let’s get this started! i have comments to make!
I think Mick Foley just ruined Christmas for a bunch of little kids. “He’s not Santa.”
I’m guessing this in Booker T’s fav five Santa’s.
Spinaroonie in a Santa Suit? Best show ever.
Cody Rhodes “I’m not wearing any protective plastic.”
Anyone want to make a cup/condom joke or is it just me?
Hmm I see how this works now, haha sorry bout that.
Kind of pointless to have a live blog when practically nobody gets their comments published.
Y U no post my infantile dick jokes, Brandon?!?!???!!!
@Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Completely agree…have been typing for almost an hour straight and nothing…
I only showed up for the last few minutes (Arkham City, you know how it is), and man that was an awesome ending.
I can only hope you can safely put the candy cane kendo stick in the Chocolate Wonderfall.
I love the liveblog. I’ve haven’t missed one yet. I didn’t have as much fun tonight but that may be because everyone seemed to hate the show. I love Christmas and Mich Foley so it was a great night for me. I’m sorry the rest of you hate joy.
Good live blog again. Had a blast, even if I don’t have a lot of posted posts to boost my ego.
@Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer and MurderMitten – Well, the point is that WE are live-blogging Smackdown, it’s not a Smackdown chatroom. Besides, when we’ve got 600 people commenting at once (which is the situation I was looking at) it’s hard to get everybody in.
Damn guys, I didn’t know that getting your comments published in a live blog was that important. I’d much rather read at a decent pace than constantly scroll because everyone wants to say something.
good liveblog, poor show. Too much “comic relief”, not enough decent wrestling, and they couldn’t even finish the main event without a commercial break 2 minutes in! Now I wanna MAEK HACK >:(
We’d better damn well get closure on Brie Bella’s kiss voucher, otherwise this entire show will have been an exercise in folly. IN FOLLY.
I laughed like a kid being chased through a field by butterflies at this episode. Not taking it serious and not trying are two different things. The difference is I can enjoy the prior. Thanks for doing these live blogs Brandon. Fun shit.
Leaving a comment as requested. Happy with Live Blog, disappointed with show. Glad I didn’t waste money on tickets. Hornswoggle win and endless backstage nonsense would have pissed me off.
Gotta say I enjoyed the show and the live blog. Just in case there is no B/W for this, here’s my 3 sentence version:
Worst: Hornswaggle. Like his continued existence.
Best: Randy Orton laughing after Otunga sells the empty cardboard box like it was full of Miz’s comically oversized lead pipes ™. Trent Baretta figuring since he isn’t used for anything, he might as well eat as much free food as possible. And then being right and not appearing in the Battle Royale later that evening.
Best Best Best: Curt Hawkins’ reaction when Oksana walked in, like “Where the fuck is that music coming from?” Has anyone ever reacted to the music before. Either Hawkins sees dead people or another layer of reality has been applied.
Yo guys I know it sucked not getting comments in but it’s hard as fuck to read, type and watch the show at the same time. Regardless, I’m so stoked about how many of you responded to my intentionally ambiguous “midget with dignity” joke.
I got a couple of comments in which was awesome, especially since I usually work during the live blogs….but damn, the show was pretty bad….although there were a few moments where I had that giddy feeling that D-Bry might win the title. I haven’t had that feeling in my gut since MITB, so you know it was good.
Still hoping for a full on Best & Worst….or you best do a Worst & Somehow Even More Worse of Impact this week.
How did no one make a Xanta Claus joke when Booker T came out?
great main event, some jobber riffic matches, and that Hornswoggle shit was awful. Ugh, way to make Sheamus suck
Two things:
1) Orton’s facial response when he hit Otunga with the box needs to be savored. Not sure he meant to hit him in the head, and he did the same goofy crazy Orton face he did when he RKO’d Christian into the announcer’s table.
2) Hornswoggle’s beard is what Mark Henry’s pubes look like. SAVOR THAT IMAGE.
David Otunga is all the worst parts of Dean Douglas, The Genius, Pete Gas, RTC-era Steven Richards, Jack Tunney, Jonathan Coachman and Montell Jordan chopped up and laminated into a professional wrestler.
Great job, guys!! :)
Whichever Bella Right There should use the kiss voucher on the Anonymous Raw GM, just to see who it is.
Missed out last night, though this being the first liveblog I wasn’t watching alongside, I can totally see how it’s insanity to keep up with (comment wise). Trying to figure out what happened in the show (for realsies) and then trying to not bust out loud laughing at work at “JTG and his brother, JTG…oh wait, Usos”, I gotta say you guys do a great job of balancing the comments with following the show. It could be a lot more chaotic, which would make me go to the PLACE WHERE I HEAR VOICES.
Look… People can say what they want about JBL, but at least he had the decency to beat the shit out of Hornswoggle from time to time.
Sorry I wasn’t around for this live, but reading all of this back was hilarious. I guess I really should watch that cage match too.
Oh and I believe the guy Justin was talking about who wanted to kill The Undertaker for about a week was Hade Vansen.
“Be a star!”
*later in the show*
“Watch these four jacked dudes beat the shit out of a midget!”
@Brandon
yeah I guess I didn’t realize how many people were actually a part of the live blog this time…I guess it has expanded since the first one lol
Keep up the good work!
BEST. AND. WORST. OF. SMACK. DOWN. DO IT. WE. DONT. CARE. WHICH. DAY. WE. WILL. READ. AND. COMMENT. #HEEL
i signed up a little while ago to comment and just keep forgetting to despite the begging being right at the start D=. ive been reading for a long time now though. every week. i think your style of humour is perfect for the material which you obviously enjoy covering. i look forward to every Best and Worst and think it is easily the best wrestling blog kept. i especially enjoy the best and worst of smackdown because its really the better of the two shows. i wish there were more of those and fewer live blogs, as that format I don`t find as good a read, and comments notwithstanding, i think you are really best when you`re writing a longer, thought-out blog and especially without any sidekicks. i do not mean any negativity, i am trying to say i think you are much funnier when the article is you talking about what happened because the way you write and the knowledge you have is interesting and entertaining, often much moreso than the product it reviews. it seems like it is very good for people who are there, but anytime after the show and it`s a little hard to follow. i think the rest of us would love a best and worst, and probably even those who followed the liveblog would as well.