
As someone who is naturally chiseled and often compared to most Greek gods (not like you, Fatasseus), I understand how seriously some people are about a proper fitness regimen. Staying in shape is not an easy task, so when it comes to hiring an assistant, it’s important to find someone who can not only complement your style and intensity, but also stay out of your way and let you work your magic. For instance, a gentleman in Vancouver recently posted an ad on Craigslist announcing his desire to find the perfect fitness assistant for his needs, and he held nothing back. No pain, no gain, ladies.
Admittedly, I just assumed the typical Vancouver workout consisted of throwing trash cans through store windows, but according to this ad after the jump, there’s so much more to it.

(Via Buzzfeed)


no protein drink stirring?
This has to be fake. It is way too cold in Vancouver for booty shorts.
@Raging ape: Never underestimate the vanity of women in Vancouver.
If you can find a woman that fits that description, don’t hire her — MARRY HER!
WOKKA WOKKA WOKKA
/dodges hook
Obeseus, Burnsy.
/was called that in High School by some nerd
if the economy is as bad as everyone says, then he has a shot at filling the position. A million to one shot, but still a shot.