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The With Leather Guide To Not Mixing Up Brooklyn Decker And Kate Upton
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Russia’s been a democracy for what, 15 minutes, and they’re already better at it than we are.
I was taught that we won the Cold War. I may have been misled.
Slide 3: Pimpin’ ain’t easy.
The Nashi: propaganda at its absolute finest.
I guess it’s true when they say it’s good to be king.
Dmitri’s got mad game.
That’s it, I’m writing in Medvedev.
Apparently, when Russia interprets “if you can’t beat em, join em” it joins em in a way that beats em.
or
“Good Morning, President Skroob.”
That blonde is so great. I love Russian blondes, at least in that 3-4 year period where they don’t look like children and haven’t yet started looking elderly.
@Brandon. I second that. What is it about Russian women looking absolutely smokin’ when they’re young (not to mention they look like they’re 21 by the time they’re 15), but by the time they’re around 34 they look like they’re 60? I live in Brooklyn, not far from Brighton beach, so I know what I’m talking about.
Welp, it’s clear we here in North America are doing democracy wrong.