Viewer warning: Starting about when Meredith Marakovits says she “tucka loaka round”, this video clip from P.J. Whelihans in Downingtown becomes extremely Pennsylvanian.
Feast at least part of your ears on the continually-distraught “Angry” Greg Ryan, Philadelphia Eagles fan and local celebrity drinker whose impassioned commentary on his favorite downtrodden football team’s performance during their 21-17 loss to the Arizona Cardinals borders on “It’s Still Real To Me, Dammit” and draws the most amazing look of “this f**ken guy” from Meredith. She should win a cable Emmy for her face during this.
Highlights of the video include the impossibly-disgusted way he says “deh Cleveland Browns”, his extended ship allegories and that amazing moment at 2:01 where she asks him if he’ll keep supporting the team and he’s forced, if only for a moment, to reevaluate his entire life. The highlights of the video’s YouTube page are those crazy comments about the FBI has declassified documents about how many Super Bowls Michael Vick would’ve won by now had it not been for George Bush and Dick Cheney.
Also, how creepy is the Comcast team at the end? The “what Meredith doesn’t understand is that there is no next week” comes off sounding less like football talk and more like ominous prognostication. Don’t look at me like that, I don’t root for the Eagles.
[h/t Cosby Sweaters]
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Good to see Sweet Dee adding a little footage to her reel.
She has nice boobs. Too bad her hair is covering them, pull it back or get a haircut.
Ha ha, he calls Jon Skelton “Red Skelton”, I feel old for getting that reference. Also, why does he have a pencil behind his ear?
/I’m old.
He bleeds green? That’s what too much drinking does too you.
“At least number 5 doesn’t throw interceptions??”
Because Number 5 routinely skips the ball on the field like he’s chucking stones at a lake.
I had no idea Peter Griffin was an Eagles fan.
gotta love the ex-Gov. “There is no tomorrow”.
I’ve seen the declassified documents. OK? With names of guilty parties redacted. FBI and CIA had this information under file. It was released under the Freedom Of Information Act. Vick would have at least three Superbowl victories by now if it weren’t for Bush and Cheney. All on record. I have the files right here in my hand people! This is a serious matter. Please don’t make jokes about this.
This needed to be posted in it’s entirety.
The Philadelphia city council has decided this week to cut power costs by harnessing the power of angst to light the stadium. Now not only will they bleed green but they’ll go green!
“Cuz Captain Andy will get your cholesterol high tonight, And take you to your special Five Guys”
Peter Griffin should have ripped into Vince Young for jinxing the iggles.
Suddenly Big Fan doesn’t seem that farfetched.