Last month, the NFL announced that it had hired model and Greek goddess of drooling, Marisa Miller, to be its new spokesperson. And we asked, “For what?” To which the NFL people replied, “Whatever the hell we feel like. Do we really need a reason to send Marisa Miller places and have her promote our product?” In summary, it was probably the smartest marketing idea in the history of everything. Miller’s first big gig was looking incredibly attractive during the Chicago Bears victory over the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in London, and it worked because now London wants a NFL franchise full-time. Start packing, Bills.
Apparently it’s time for Step 2 in the Miller Initiative, as the NFL recently recorded a video of the model promoting all sorts of team gear in a photoshoot. And it worked, because I now own season tickets for 31 teams. Damn you, Green Bay Packers and your 85-year waiting list.
(Via Popoholic)


Marissa could sell me anything. A self-labotomy kit. Cock flavored cough-syrup. A book written by Stephanie Meyer. ANYTHING!!!
America, fuck yeah!
Terrible form. Tuck that ball in high and tight
My HS coach used to tell me to cradle the ball “like it was a bucket of fried chicken”.
I never fumbled again, but I can’t help but think that was a little bit racist…
I kind of want to hug her and touch her leg now!
Marisa Miller > Kate Upton ( > Tebow). There, I said it, and I don’t care what y’all think!!
@MC Hammer – You don’t know your fat woman, sir.
She’s gonna be pissed off when the Ginger fines her violating the uniform rules with those torn jerseys.
She was at the NFL game in London last year as well. I remember her and her weird husband doing stuff in London that week.
We’d take the Bills, but probably end up with the Jaguars.
That ass speaks to me.
Who is she stiff – arming? A Gopher? C’mon Man !