Funny what you notice the first time you see a movie trailer. Hairlessly handsome white folk, narration that makes it sound like the first paragraph of a freshman essay … what’s impossible to know at first glance [dramatic pause] is everything else. Aaaand wipe!
Twilight’s Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene re-team in a story of young love and the true meaning of sportsmanship and life. Co-starring Chord Overstreet. Coming to select theaters and on Video On Demand December 2nd!
WWE Studio films have taught me that “coming to select theaters” is code for “Wal-Mart doesn’t sell direct-to-DVD movies so we’re releasing it in four theaters for a day”. I’m glad they’re doing it, too, because this movie has it all… Ashley Greene’s weird coke nose, Kellan Lutz not having armpit hair but being able to karate kick down a building, inaccurately played lacrosse … hell, it has everything you could hope for in a movie. Except a black person.
Wait, sorry, there are two black ladies in the crowd near the end. I didn’t notice them because my brain was recovering from “I know everyone faces hardship in life …it just seems like some people … are act’ally made SHRONGER by it”.
![[avatar]](http://p.uproxxcdn.com/photo/1245/thumb)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/05/spiderman-basketball-180x180.png)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/05/rocky-1-fight-180x180.png)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/05/Ghost_Dad-180x180.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/05/Archer-Sports-on-TV-Badge-180x180.png){kind=icon}
Clear eyes. Full hearts. Smash booze.
I will only watch this if Ashley Greene is shirtless in 100% of her scenes.
I watched the trailer on mute. I’m confident I didn’t miss any plot points.
Jeez the standards for what counts as post-worthy news on this site are getting seriously lax.
@the_monsieur – getting lax to the max
As an extremely white guy who played lacrosse at an extremely white school in one of the states that actually has Native Americans in it, I can safely say this premise is very inaccurate. No where did I see the 2nd line midfielders poking other peoples asses with the butt-end of their sticks (or “crosses”) in a completely hetero way.
i like how she doesnt know anything about him at first glance, but then becomes an omnicient narrator who sees everything he does in every context even when hes been kidnapped and taken to a work camp, which is totally what happens to rich white people and sons of war heroes when they get in trouble
I was ill-prepared for the Regina Spektor song at the end.
I love this comment.
I needed sunglasses to watch that it was so bright from the whiteness.
Also, I bet they say bro/brah a lot in that movie.