“Man, why does every sports fan gotta rap some?” I don’t know, all I know is he’s the best one.
Met this guy while filming at Monday Night Football – Eagles vs Bears. Learned to rap back in the 80′s from inmates at a correctional facility where he was a guard for 25 years until retiring 6 years ago. Says he’d rap on the yard and instead of attacking him the inmates would laugh at him and drop him some beats!
I can’t decide which part of this video is my favorite. The Brent Celek jersey? The f**king Beer Belt? I think it’s #18 back there responding to “like they say liquor first never fear” with a little squeaky “oh” like he’s Mac from ‘It’s Always Sunny’. To this guy’s credit he does a pretty good job freestyling what really goes on in his hood (getting drunk, watching the Eagles, getting drunk), but to his discredit he does it for almost two minutes and by the end of it you’re kinda tired of him rhyming sh*t with ‘quicka’ and even the cameraman is zooming around trying to find something else to do.
He’ll give you all of him until there’s nothing left. He swears this summer will be training camp. Bitch.
[via Guyism]


Schmoove: you’re my favorite rapper.
Drunk: yeah dude, I better beeeeeeeeeee!
“I’m down with the fat girls of every single culture, Italian-sterotypical girl on my sofa.”
@Schmoove: “Or you can f*cking kiss my ass, I-hate-Andy-Reeeeeid.”
Is that Charlie Day’s father?
Big props for the beer belt.
10 bucks says he’d let Buster do a line off his boner.
*fistbumps LTF*
Respect.
I’m beginning to understand why Ufford hates old people so much.
And shit I’m doin’ this year? So slick. Made the beat then murdered it, Michael Vick.
I think he’s wearing Todd Pinkston’s old shirt, which makes it even funnier. Nobody liked him.
Shout out to the Eagles girls, Mike’s dick is in the building.
*”Raised the bitch then murdered it, Michael Vick.”
Damn you staircase wit.