26) New York Giants (6-3) – The Giants need to figure out their running game. Yes, that is a selfish observation based on my desire to have Ahmad Bradshaw back in the starting lineup again, thank you for asking.
27) Detroit Lions (6-3) – Dirty or not, Stafford played like a loser this weekend. Jay Cutler’s numbers were terrible, but at least he didn’t throw four picks and act like a baby. Well, at least not this time.
28) New England Patriots (6-3) – It’s amazing how beating the Jets can make Bill Belichick seem likable.
29) Pittsburgh Steelers (7-3) – If the Ravens are going to do all the work for them, all the Steelers have to do is not f*ck up any games too terribly.
30) New Orleans Saints (7-3) – I’ve heard Drew Brees’ pending free agency mentioned as a distraction for the Saints once this season. Damn his charm and good-guy-edness.
31) San Francisco 49ers (8-1) – At 8-1, with 7 wins in a row, I’m curious to know how much more the 49ers have to win before ESPN’s crew stops asking, “Is this team for real?” You know what isn’t a fluke, guys? Winning 7 games in a row.
32) Green Bay Packers (9-0) – Oh good for you, Matt Flynn.
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Please, its “Lay a Turd for Robert Griffin III.”
“I’ve left Marshawn Lynch on my bench in two fantasy leagues for the last two weeks as he’s finally reached Beast Mode.”
I feel your pain brother.
Also I’m thinking the Bills might not win more than 3 games the rest of the year.
I watched Luck play the last two games. He is smart, throws pretty good on the run, is really tough and reads defenses well. He does not appear to have a great arm like Stafford or Cutler. Oregon’s speed gave him trouble and they shifted the defenses late which really threw him off. I don’t think he is as “can’t miss” as everyone is saying. Hopefully, the Colt’s draft him and he sucks in the pros. Nothing against him, I just hate the Colts and what they’re doing.
The more I’ve watched Luck now that he’s breaking into the East Coast markets, the more I’ve quietly hoped he wouldn’t end up in Miami. He’d die.
“I will start him this week against the Rams. So what do you think? MCL? ACL?”
I forsee a 23 carries, 36 yard performance next Hawks game.
If a team is this bad because they lost their starting QB for the season then I’m pretty sure we should go ahead and strip every MVP winner of the last 7-8 years that wasn’t Manning and just go ahead and give them to Peyton.
I’m starting to feel like the Ravens’ insistence on losing to shitty teams is an insult to actual shitty teams that can’t help themselves.
“Yes, that is a selfish observation based on my desire to have Ahmad Bradshaw back in the starting lineup again”
me too burns, me too
“Losing Whack, Son for Justin Blackmon” is so great.
As a Packers fan I’m wondering have we entered into a hated phase of being a good team? I haven’t read much resentment/genuine hatred for the team yet and am sort of waiting for it.
8) Seattle Seahawks (3-6) – I’ve left Marshawn Lynch on my bench in two fantasy leagues for the last two weeks as he’s finally reached Beast Mode. I will start him this week against the Rams. So what do you think? MCL? ACL? Gotta be something like that.
Well, this makes deciding between Alex Smith and Marshawn Lynch in my “Offensive Player” spot that much easier!
Also, does anyone know what the scoop on Stanzi is? It would be over 9000 kinds of awesome if “Winzi the Kid” went out and won that division for the Chefs!
Wait, the Bears destroyed the Lions and you still put them closer to Luck? And the Bears played dirty? WTF? Briggs’ hit on Johnson wasn’t dirty–the flag was BS–and Moore’s plowing Stafford followed Stafford’s yanking him down by the helmet.
I shouldn’t get huffy about this, I know, but the Bears play tough, not dirty. There’s a world of difference–though Detroit doesn’t seem to be able to differentiate between the two.
Lothar-He does it to torture me. Just like constantly putting up pictures of Pat Angerer looking sad.