16) Tennessee Titans (5-4) – If Chris Johnson is really back and ready to run like the guy who complained that he deserved $30 million guaranteed, then the Titans could be about to stir some sh*t up. More on this in a moment.
17) Buffalo Bills (5-4) – Always remember, Ryan Fitzpatrick just got $59 million.
18) Dallas Cowboys (5-4) – This is starting to feel like one of those ass backwards, “they shouldn’t even be in the playoffs” seasons for the Cowboys.
19) Oakland Raiders (5-4) – I still don’t get the Darrius Heyward-Bey silent treatment. Whatever he did, they’re keeping it a nice secret.
20) New York Jets (5-4) – Rex Ryan has gone from suck to blow.
21) Atlanta Falcons (5-4) – And so the crowd is slowly turning on Mike Smith for his lack of aggression and killer instinct as a coach. That must be a relief for Matt Ryan.
Last we heard from him...
22) Houston Texans (7-3) – Back to the Titans, this should be Houston’s season to shine, but those poor damn Texans. Matt Schaub is out for the season and now they have to count on Matt Leinart. Oof. Maybe David Carr should make himself available.
23) Cincinnati Bengals (6-3) – This isn’t really much of a revelation but AJ Green is an absolute stud.
24) Baltimore Ravens (6-3) – All that bragging and boasting over sweeping the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Ravens turn right around and hand the division lead back to them by losing to the f*cking Seahawks.
25) Chicago Bears (6-3) – The Bears are the latest team to call the Detroit Lions dirty after Matt Stafford tackled DJ Moore by his head after an interception. But if you watched that game, the Bears were just as dirty, which is good because they’ve been missing a set of testicles.
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Please, its “Lay a Turd for Robert Griffin III.”
“I’ve left Marshawn Lynch on my bench in two fantasy leagues for the last two weeks as he’s finally reached Beast Mode.”
I feel your pain brother.
Also I’m thinking the Bills might not win more than 3 games the rest of the year.
I watched Luck play the last two games. He is smart, throws pretty good on the run, is really tough and reads defenses well. He does not appear to have a great arm like Stafford or Cutler. Oregon’s speed gave him trouble and they shifted the defenses late which really threw him off. I don’t think he is as “can’t miss” as everyone is saying. Hopefully, the Colt’s draft him and he sucks in the pros. Nothing against him, I just hate the Colts and what they’re doing.
The more I’ve watched Luck now that he’s breaking into the East Coast markets, the more I’ve quietly hoped he wouldn’t end up in Miami. He’d die.
“I will start him this week against the Rams. So what do you think? MCL? ACL?”
I forsee a 23 carries, 36 yard performance next Hawks game.
If a team is this bad because they lost their starting QB for the season then I’m pretty sure we should go ahead and strip every MVP winner of the last 7-8 years that wasn’t Manning and just go ahead and give them to Peyton.
I’m starting to feel like the Ravens’ insistence on losing to shitty teams is an insult to actual shitty teams that can’t help themselves.
“Yes, that is a selfish observation based on my desire to have Ahmad Bradshaw back in the starting lineup again”
me too burns, me too
“Losing Whack, Son for Justin Blackmon” is so great.
As a Packers fan I’m wondering have we entered into a hated phase of being a good team? I haven’t read much resentment/genuine hatred for the team yet and am sort of waiting for it.
8) Seattle Seahawks (3-6) – I’ve left Marshawn Lynch on my bench in two fantasy leagues for the last two weeks as he’s finally reached Beast Mode. I will start him this week against the Rams. So what do you think? MCL? ACL? Gotta be something like that.
Well, this makes deciding between Alex Smith and Marshawn Lynch in my “Offensive Player” spot that much easier!
Also, does anyone know what the scoop on Stanzi is? It would be over 9000 kinds of awesome if “Winzi the Kid” went out and won that division for the Chefs!
Wait, the Bears destroyed the Lions and you still put them closer to Luck? And the Bears played dirty? WTF? Briggs’ hit on Johnson wasn’t dirty–the flag was BS–and Moore’s plowing Stafford followed Stafford’s yanking him down by the helmet.
I shouldn’t get huffy about this, I know, but the Bears play tough, not dirty. There’s a world of difference–though Detroit doesn’t seem to be able to differentiate between the two.
Lothar-He does it to torture me. Just like constantly putting up pictures of Pat Angerer looking sad.