"Are you up there?"
6) Jacksonville Jaguars (3-6) – The Jags deserve complete blame for the Colts just waltzing to 0-16. Jacksonville was the only franchise sorry enough to lose to Indy and they’ve blown it. Sure, they can win the next one, but it won’t matter by then. Bunch of jerks.
7) Cleveland Browns (3-6) – Make no mistake, Cleveland is the worst team in the NFL right now.
8) Seattle Seahawks (3-6) – I’ve left Marshawn Lynch on my bench in two fantasy leagues for the last two weeks as he’s finally reached Beast Mode. I will start him this week against the Rams. So what do you think? MCL? ACL? Gotta be something like that.
9) Arizona Cardinals (3-6) – Ken Whisenhunt says that he won’t listen to any comments about a QB controversy now that John Skelton is playing well while Kevin Kolb is out with turf toe. You know why there’s no controversy? Because the Cardinals knew that Skelton was good enough last season and they still traded away their best defensive player for Kolb.
Thanks for explaining that.
10) Washington Redskins (3-6) – Chad Henne wants to stay with the Dolphins next season, so that might put a damper on Mike Shanahan’s plan to collect the most incompetent lineup of QBs in NFL history. Baby steps, though. He has to sign David Carr and Joey Harrington first.
11) Philadelphia Eagles (3-6) – At least the “everyone is injured” excuse is finally an option. Also, DeSean Jackson owing Drew Rosenhaus a ton of money for using his credit card may be my favorite story of the season thus far. Has an agent ever kneecapped a client? Let’s wait and see!
12) Kansas City Chiefs (4-5) – The NFC West is entertaining in a “let’s go push a bum into traffic” kind of way. That said, and with Matt Cassel possibly done for the season, the Chiefs are that bum.
13) Denver Broncos (4-5) – Tim Tebow is 3-1 since becoming the Broncos’ QB, so I’m not going to point out that two of those wins are against pathetic Miami and Kansas City teams. Instead, I will predict he only wins 2 more games this season.
14) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (4-5) – The Bucs have lost three in a row since upsetting New Orleans in Week 6, and I can’t watch a second of it in Orlando because nobody is going to their games. I am thankful for this.
15) San Diego Chargers (4-5) – On one hand, Philip Rivers could just be in a funk and snap back into his status as one of the best QBs in the NFL at any moment and right the ship. On the other hand, Norv Turner’s going to get a lot of rest after this season.
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Please, its “Lay a Turd for Robert Griffin III.”
“I’ve left Marshawn Lynch on my bench in two fantasy leagues for the last two weeks as he’s finally reached Beast Mode.”
I feel your pain brother.
Also I’m thinking the Bills might not win more than 3 games the rest of the year.
I watched Luck play the last two games. He is smart, throws pretty good on the run, is really tough and reads defenses well. He does not appear to have a great arm like Stafford or Cutler. Oregon’s speed gave him trouble and they shifted the defenses late which really threw him off. I don’t think he is as “can’t miss” as everyone is saying. Hopefully, the Colt’s draft him and he sucks in the pros. Nothing against him, I just hate the Colts and what they’re doing.
The more I’ve watched Luck now that he’s breaking into the East Coast markets, the more I’ve quietly hoped he wouldn’t end up in Miami. He’d die.
“I will start him this week against the Rams. So what do you think? MCL? ACL?”
I forsee a 23 carries, 36 yard performance next Hawks game.
If a team is this bad because they lost their starting QB for the season then I’m pretty sure we should go ahead and strip every MVP winner of the last 7-8 years that wasn’t Manning and just go ahead and give them to Peyton.
I’m starting to feel like the Ravens’ insistence on losing to shitty teams is an insult to actual shitty teams that can’t help themselves.
“Yes, that is a selfish observation based on my desire to have Ahmad Bradshaw back in the starting lineup again”
me too burns, me too
“Losing Whack, Son for Justin Blackmon” is so great.
As a Packers fan I’m wondering have we entered into a hated phase of being a good team? I haven’t read much resentment/genuine hatred for the team yet and am sort of waiting for it.
8) Seattle Seahawks (3-6) – I’ve left Marshawn Lynch on my bench in two fantasy leagues for the last two weeks as he’s finally reached Beast Mode. I will start him this week against the Rams. So what do you think? MCL? ACL? Gotta be something like that.
Well, this makes deciding between Alex Smith and Marshawn Lynch in my “Offensive Player” spot that much easier!
Also, does anyone know what the scoop on Stanzi is? It would be over 9000 kinds of awesome if “Winzi the Kid” went out and won that division for the Chefs!
Wait, the Bears destroyed the Lions and you still put them closer to Luck? And the Bears played dirty? WTF? Briggs’ hit on Johnson wasn’t dirty–the flag was BS–and Moore’s plowing Stafford followed Stafford’s yanking him down by the helmet.
I shouldn’t get huffy about this, I know, but the Bears play tough, not dirty. There’s a world of difference–though Detroit doesn’t seem to be able to differentiate between the two.
Lothar-He does it to torture me. Just like constantly putting up pictures of Pat Angerer looking sad.