In my continuing efforts to make you okay with our professional wrestling coverage, here is a video of two kittens fighting in a toy WWE ring.
That’s one of the great things about Buzzfeed Sports. They aren’t breaking any insider college football stories or anything, but if you go there and find something like this it enraptures you for the rest of the day. I’ve spent the last twenty minutes analyzing the workrate (catrate?) and trying to decide my favorite moves … it’s either the right hand combo from Orange at :30 or the jumping ass bite from Black that follows at :34. I love that the cats apparently took out John Morrison and Edge (I think that’s Edge) before we joined the match in progress.
I’m going back and forth on whether “mouth breathing” is better or worse commentary than what we usually hear in wrestling. Oh, who cares. Cats playing! Squee!


“Hackpaw” Jim Duggan vs. “Rowdy” Roddy Pipurrrr
ROPE BREAK! 1… 2… 3… 4… BREAK IT UP
Nice work La Schmoove. +1
“Oh my God, that’s Junkyard Dog’s music!”
Morrison forgot to sell the leg. Thanks for posting this. It was adorable.
Looks like widdle Jimmy got got.
That jump from the floor to the apron/ring is pretty dang impressive!
EXTREME CAT WRESTLING
ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW!
Great post!
Although, the cats didn’t really take out Morrison. He’s just lying there after a botched Starship Pain.
Someone more talented than I needs to cut that with commentary from the WWF: In Your House! game. “WHAT A MANEUVER!!!”
Adorable
Surely the splash at 1:02?
The black cat sells better than Cena?