It feels like a decade, but it has only been two years since we were first introduced to Rachel Uchitel, the woman who was the figurative (and probably literal) snowballer to the world’s former No. 1 golfer, Tiger Woods. In fact, in the two years since Uchitel first entered the public eye for her affair with Woods, the man who was once destined to be the greatest golfer of all time has even fallen from the Top 50 of the world golf rankings. And I can’t imagine that Uchitel’s latest announcement will make him any happier.
You see, she got married. Again.
The 36-year-old former 'No. 1' lover of the famous golfer exchanged vows with Matt Hahn, who is close to 10 years her junior, In Las Vegas over the weekend.
They got hitched at the famed Little White Chapel while in Sin City for a friend's nuptials.
'Rachel and Matt attended a friend's wedding this weekend and were inspired to tie the knot themselves. It was all very spur of the moment and very romantic,' a spokesperson tells Radar Online.
Uchitel added: 'Matt and I were married in front of 12 friends on Sunday night at the Little White Wedding Chapel in Las Vegas, where everyone from Michael Jordan to Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, to Britney Spears were married.
(Via the Daily Mail)
Hot damn, that is some impressive company. I wonder how all those marriages turned out.
Uchitel reportedly received about $10 million from Woods back when his scandal first erupted, but then of course it all went to hell when every closing time 5 and 6 started popping up with their claims as well. Nevertheless, Uchitel carved a huge impression for herself in the annals of professional sports, and it’s nice to see that she has found happiness with Hahn, a former Penn State fullback and current “Internet business man.” I assume that means he has an Etsy shop.
The least we can do is pay our respects to the woman who crippled a legend and take a look back at how she came to be 36-year old Las Vegas night club promoter that she is.
(Images via Daily Mail, Busted Coverage, TMZ, and Zimbio.)
Of course the blushing bride wore orange, which symbolizes virginal-for-hire.
The happy couple ready for their reception at Christian Audigier's house.
The wedding photographer had a hard time holding still from crying and applying bronzer.
I would never believe that she's 10 years older than him. 20, sure. Not 10.
Haha, look how much fun they have together in front of cameras!
Hahn is undoubtedly telling her about that time someone actually called him a college football star.
You can't see it, but that tattoo is of a really cool line he heard on "Entourage."
More couples should invite photographers to follow them as they frolic on the beach. It really defines love.
"And Tiger liked it when I would thrust upward like this..."
"Awww, I don't care where that mouth has been."
Uchitel's first fiance was killed in the attacks of 9/11. People wondered if she would ever find true love again. But then she got married in 2004 for four whole months, so everything was cool beans.
Other than Woods, Uchitel's most famous connection was with actor David Boreanaz, who was also married when he hooked up with her. Haha, she has her type!
And she went to the beach with this guy, whoever he is.
She goes to the beach a lot and sits like this because she has scoliosis, I assume.
Here's Rachel hanging out with Leif Garrett. Because he's relevant and girls naturally love this guy.
Don't worry, that's just her boss, Joe Strauss. He's a hard-working night club owner who started from meager beginnings and worked for everything he had.
That's socialite Jason Davis. Socialite is a fancy way of saying "ridiculously wealthy."
There she is toeing the surf with Stephen Dorff.
And here she is with Eric Stoltz Kathy Griffin enjoying their huge star status.
"Haha, I'm so shy!"
"Seriously, stop, I don't like this attention!"
Normally she's in front.
Saved for Photoshop purposes.
And, of course, her lawyer is Gloria Steinem, because she's a beacon of feminine dignity.
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That she would include in her wedding announcement the names of all of the famous people who were married at the same venue tells you everything you need to know about this [lady].
This is the same woman who earnestly pronounced that it was a blessing that her fiance was killed in the WTC attack so she didn’t turn into a fat divorcee living in Long Island. Her fatuousness seems to know no bounds.
She’s 36 but looks 45. She’s destined to be on Real Housewives of Las Vegas. Shit, I probably just gave Bravo an idea.
At her wedding shower, she received a basket of Valtrex from a Klingon! Who’da thunk?
Holy shit! She puts the RHINO in rhinoplasty!
What’s with the starfish swag?