After New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries married Kim Kardashian in a wedding that netted them approximately $17 million in endorsements, it surprised very few people that Kardashian’s mother, Kris Jenners, also signed on to be Humphries’ manager. Additionally, Humphries signed with Kardashian’s agent at William Morris, and everything looked great for the guy who has averaged a triple single for his career.
Shockingly, only two months to the day after his wedding, Humphries has been dropped by the talent agency, thus sparking a slew of rumors that his fairy tale marriage is already crumbling. So it turns out that we may have a 6 billion way tie in our divorce pool with “Not even 3 months.”
“He’s breaking Kim’s heart,” a source tells Star. “Originally he was supposed to come to New York for a guys’ weekend, but at the last minute he switched it to Miami. I guess he thought that way they could drink and do whatever they wanted without Kim finding out.”
The magazine goes on to claim that Kris partied at LIV nightclub at Miami’s Fontainebleau Hotel on Sept. 30 and Kris was “acting like a single man.”
(Via Hollywood Life)
He was scratching his ass and farting in public? The horror.
I know, I said I wouldn’t torment everyone with more news about this fake marriage unless it involved a golden wood chipper from heaven, but it’s a slow day. So how about I make it up to you with the cutest picture you’ll see all day?
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Ohmygawdthatpicissocute!!!!!!1111!
As for the story, it seems pretty copy and paste whenever a “famous” couple is “on the rocks.”
In that photo Humphries has the face of somebody who did not pick out that sweater for himself.
again, my theory that she thought was marrying Blake Griffin and has only recently discovered she didn’t has yet to be disproved.
But, she so pretty and has such a winning personality and lovely family. This must be all HIS fault. Poor Kim!
Not shocked. However, shocked that Hank and Kendra are still married.
I’m still surprised that “Khlomar” is still together and I immediately apologize for using the term “Khlomar”
>Marrying someone that plays for the nets
>Marrying a Kardashian
>Having high expectations
Pick one.
“Who’s ready to be shocked?”
-Me, every time I enter a room where my girlfriend is sitting
still waiting on the offsping with the ridiculous ‘K’ names and complete their Klan. Wishful thinking for the kultural misstep on their part? I think not!
Seems like she would have been more into Kendrick Perkins. Or maybe Kemba Walker. Or Kevin Garnett. K, I’ll stop.
Now he can get back to his true love of being a second fiddle to a Lopez brother.