Steve Jobs, one of the most important people in our modern world, has died. It’s hard to do a tribute to him at With Leather, because a “The Sports World Reacts To The Death Of Steve Jobs” thing would just be LeBron James going “@justinbieber Steve Jobs dead please RT”, but he deserves a network full of obituaries, and here are a few from the UPROXX family. You died like you lived, Steve: smarter than everyone else, and never changing clothes.
Steve Jobs Is Dead At 56 - I’m glad he lived more than twice as long as Jack Noseworthy. [UPROXX]
R.I.P. Steve Jobs - Warming Glow’s tribute, featuring his 2005 Stanford commencement address and a sick burn on Zunes. [Warming Glow]
Obits: Former Apple CEO Steve Jobs - A word from TSS. [The Smoking Section]
The World Reacts To The News Of Steve Jobs’ Death - This features that amazing Tweet from the Westboro Baptist Church about how they’re gonna picked Steve’s funeral, posted using the Church lady’s iPhone. Great stuff. [Gamma Squad]
And now, some stuff to get this off your mind.
Links
ESPN’s NSFW-ish Body Issue: Naked Gymnastics And Awkward Nude Dunking - You might’ve seen this yesterday, but click it again, because I updated it yesterday afternoon with naked Hope Solo video. It’s something you should see, possibly twice. [With Leather]
Kirsten Dunst: “I couldn’t have done Antichrist because my boobs are too big.” - Having seen two key scenes in Melancholia, I support this. I also would’ve accepted “I couldn’t have done Antichrist because I didn’t want the Green Goblin to actually put his dick in me”. [Film Drunk]
The Last Words Of 20 People Who Were Executed - I want my last words before execution to be “boom, roasted”. [Buzzfeed]
When Did Kelly Osbourne Get Sorta Hot? - She didn’t. She’s going backwards, and was sorta hot a few years ago when she was chubby and Sheamus-white and trying to be a goth pop star. [FARK]
25 Things You May Not Know About ‘Breakfast at Tiffany’s’ - #26: The older you get, the more you get bothered by MISS-A GO-RIGHTRY, I MUSSA PLOTESSSSSST. [Moviefone]
Church of Mary Doesn’t Really Get ‘House’ Quotes - This is like a comedy club putting up posters of “Scrubs”. Come on, pay attention! [The Daily What]
The 16 Hottest ‘Bare Necessities’ Lingerie Models - Baloo had better be in here somewhere. [Brobible]
The Ten Best Horror Movies You Haven’t Seen - Also great but not on this list, Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon. It’s the first movie I ever watched with my girlfriend, and has the “les incompetent” girl from Home Alone in it. [Unreality]
![[avatar]](http://p.uproxxcdn.com/photo/1245/thumb)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/05/lebron-james-game-winner-180x180.png)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/05/spiderman-basketball-180x180.png)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/05/pogo-backflip-180x180.png)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/05/rocky-1-fight-180x180.png)
Did you hear Steve Jobs died?
Annnnnnnnd Kelly Osbourne was never hot.
@uconngary – This version was, especially in a “girl I’d like to sleep with in college” kind of way [bit.ly]
@Brandon – Different strokes. My college roommate was in love with her.
Kelly Osborne always had that “smells like Newports and cold cuts” thing about her. Yuck.
No link to the Miz making his H8R debut on CW? For shame!
Just kidding, I only watched it because I had plans change on me at the last minute and there wasn’t anything on at the time. The guy who hated Miz set wrestling fans back at least 15 years.