"Me gonna score somethin' good, pa."
26) New York Giants (4-2) – I’m almost giddy about watching what the Giants do to the Dolphins. I wonder if there’s a 62-7 in the works for this week.
27) Detroit Lions (5-2) – I really want to be happy for the Lions, but as a feel good story of teammates banding together, finally realizing their collective talent and firing back against a league that has buried them season after season for two decades. But if they’re gonna be dicks about it, it kind of takes the fun away.
28) Pittsburgh Steelers (5-2) – Game of the week spotlight for the Steelers and the Patriots. A defensive suggestion for the Pats: tie Mike Wallace’s shoelaces together.
29) New Orleans Saints (5-2) – I hope Drew Brees and Co. saved a little scoring for the rest of their games. But the 62-7 win got me to thinking – how many points could the Saints put up if they got to play a full season against just the Colts? Would they win them all? There’d have to be a few 100-point games in there, right?
30) San Francisco 49ers (5-1) – What’s the magic number for the 49ers to clinch the NFC West? Minus-3?
31) New England Patriots (5-1) – I’m not sure how Bill Belichick feels about his players flying across the country to “hang out” with porn stars they met through Twitter, but I have to imagine that it’s pride.
32) Green Bay Packers (7-0) – Meanwhile, I was thinking about making a timeline of the girls that Aaron Rodgers has been associated with throughout his career – trust me, it’s remarkably impressive – and I came across this message board forum. Congrats, Aaron. You’re a real star now.
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I’m probably wrong, but Miami’s schedule looks tougher than Indy’s. The last four games for the Dolphins are the Eagles, Bills, Patriots, and Jets.
Indy should win two games.
It’s just not fair. Miami is by far the worst team in the NFL, but the fucking Colts are laying down at a superior rate. Yes, Miami let Tebow score 15 points in roughly 140 seconds, even fumbling an onside kick on purpose, but at least we showed up. I am looking at you Indy. 62-7? That is hardly any better than just forfeiting. The league should intervene. No way a perennial contender like the Colts should be allowed to get Andrew Luck due to a fluke injury. If Miami wins a game, I will be very upset.
The Madden Curse strikes again.
Burnsy, you’re my goddamned hero for not only noticing that Payton sign but also for finding a screencap and posting it for all to see that while attractive fat humps may exist, they are dumber than a sheep that was born with three extra chromosomes.
“I still can’t believe the NFL sent the Bucs to London. And yet somehow London wants its own full time team. What a peculiar place.”
We have needs too! This was the second time we’ve had the Bucs here too. Bloody Glazers.
Bill Cowher to the Eagles? Yes please!
“The Texans had a huge statement win over the Titans this week, so now here’s what they need to do – not turn around and suck again next week. Tennessee has no business being in the playoff picture with Chris Johnson playing like Larry Johnson and Kenny Britt out. Time for consistency, Houston.”
No one–and I mean no one–has a better grasp on the Texans right now than you do, Burnsy. That’s the absolute best description of the team I’ve read so far.