24) Buffalo Bills (3-1) – This is appropriate:
25) Tennessee Titans (3-1) – If Chris Johnson can get back in the flow and become Chris Johnson again, this team is going to cause some headaches. And that really sucks for Houston.
26) Houston Texans (3-1) – Houston should walk away with this division this season. Now Andre Johnson could be out for a few weeks, leaving the burden on Arian Foster’s hamstring and whatever it is that causes Owen Daniels to get injured every season.
27) San Diego Chargers (3-1) – I feel like the Chargers could be 15-1 and we’d all still be like, “Yeah OK, Chargers, you’ll do great in the playoffs” and then just stare Norv Turner in the eyes while we dismissively wank.
28) New Orleans Saints (3-1) – Jeff Ireland and the Miami Dolphins front office are almost certainly watching Saints games, saying things like, “This time we won’t let Brees get away in free agency,” while not realizing that they don’t have anything close to Lance Moore, Robert Meachem, Devery Henderson, Jimmy Graham, and Darren Sproles.
29) Baltimore Ravens (3-1) – If everyone stays healthy, this team could easily go 14-2 or 13-3, which sucks because I can’t even make fun of them for anything.
30) New England Patriots (3-1) – Tom Brady is no longer on pace for 7,000 yards this season. What a joke.
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24) Buffalo Bills (3-1) – This is appropriate:
I hate that song so fucking much, now even more than I already did.
It looks like the Chiefs really screwed themselves over by winning Sunday. However, we can still take the lead next week against Indy, so… fingers crossed!
I love you, Cyndi Lauper. That’s the most I’ve ever liked the Bills.
Also, holy shit at those Cowboys fans.
Holy Shit that Chargers line. Fan-fucking-tastic.
11. No, it doesn’t get better, Philly. God hates you almost as much as he hates Cleveland. You’re all going to live miserable lives, die, and go straight to Hell.
As a Chargers fan, all I can do is nod in agreement.
“The play ends when a guy is touched. I am still way too angry over this.”
Awwwww, does somebody want a widdle hanky-cheef?
I’m convinced Dreamboat calls into the Foxboro web radio broadcasts under an assumed name, which is funny, b/c Hoodie would NEVER* let that fly!
*see Randy Moss’ radio call-ins with the Titans.
” Jon Gruden called Tampa’s decision to trade up in the 2009 Draft to select Josh Freeman “one of the smartest decisions in this franchise’s history.””
While Gruden said it, he was totally waiting for one of his colleagues to say the best trade in Bucs history was acquiring Gruden.
PS: Megatron > White.
Suck Dolphins Suck!
#8-I love it so much.
(PS: I gots Steve Smith AND Matt Forte on my Fantasy Team! EAT IT!)
@LJ – Harsh. Just because you sucked at playing tight end for us doesn’t mean you can come on here and abuse us, LJ Smith.
As for our performance on Sunday, we lost to Alex Smith and an injured Frank Gore. Eagles suck. So much talent and yet this is one of the worst coached teams ever.
Trade Asante. Get that non-tackling pussy out of Philly. DRC can do his job.
Remind me to never go to Dallas.
“The play ends when a guy is touched. I am still way too angry over this.”
So basically you are mad that… you don’t know the rules at all?