Reality TV’s knockout combo of talking heads and inanimate 38-year old women has made “The Real Housewives Of ______” an easy joke, but when it’s done right, it can be really, really right. Case in point:”The Real Houseweives Of South Boston”, by way of Buzzfeed.
Somehow it manages to be hilarious, exactly like a real Real Housewives episode (complete with inexplicable dinner party) and a perfect encapsulation of every character I’ve ever seen from a movie set in Boston. Seriously, if one of these women had a gun this could pass for five minutes of The Town. If they aired the show as is on ESPN in Primetime I wouldn’t even know it was a joke.
Moments to look out for: Paul Pierce Jr. (and the pitch-perfect dichotomy of prejudiced white folks who love black people), Boston fans only liking home runs (didn’t need a parody video to tell me that) and the phrase “I f**k athletes. These are my trophies”.
[backwards hat tip to Mr. Matt Ufford]


The only thing missing is a pink Red Sox hat.
I’d like to run wild all over the one in the Hulkamania shirt.
/I really wouldn’t
@UU – Didn’t you see the “Take Back Fenway” song? The pink hats were all told to PACK UP THEY STUFFFFF
@B, Missed it, just “youtubed” it. Wish I hadn’t.
jesus. I’ll be having nightmares about that one. Skankarific.
Reminds me of why I got the hell out of New England as soon as I could. The only thing I hate worse than Boston is the people of Boston.
Every group of people have a smaller group within theirs that they hate. In Massachusetts we hate the assholes from Southie, Dorchester, Lynn and Mattapan among others. Hell most of us don’t even sound like them. I say wicked, cah, pahk, bah but it doesn’t sound like i’m retarded.
Don’t you mean sounding “retahded”?
Good Call.