What you’re watching is the (No Self-) Respect Fighting Championship 6 Pro -88kg bout wherein Jörg Lothmann knocks out Jeffrey Waltmans with a spinning kick to the face and an admonishing-a-dog-style slap to the back of the neck. This fight is of interest for two reasons: Jörg Lothmann is 44-years old, and he has one of the most hilarious torsos in professional sports.
Seriously, look at that thing. From the back it looks like the top of a butt, and from the front it looks like … I don’t know, an earlobe? If you look at the picture on the right and take away his head and limbs it looks like a goldfish’s face. When he breathes it looks like he’s trying to suck up fish food through his navel.
The fight comes to us by way of Fightlinker and many a “gunt” joke was had, at least until aptly-named commenter “Carcass” dropped the science:
Men can’t have gunts…by definition, they are a female phenomenon – a portmanteau of gut-cunt.
This man has a muffin-drop or gut-hang.
Between the instant ref stoppage and Waltmans going down like he was fighting Kimbo Slice I can’t vouch for the legitimacy of Respect Fighting Championship 6, so I’ll ask you to draw your own conclusions.
(About what to call his stomach, I mean.)
[h/t to Vince Mancini]
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I hate to be the naysayer, but men can have gunts. It’s still a portmanteau. It helps to remember that “cunt” is nearly interchangeable with “dude” in many of the anglo countries. So in the case of the male gunt, gunt would be a sort of contraction of “Oi, Bill! Git a load a this cunt’s gut!”
Or perhaps “Look at the gut on this cunt!”
I always heard that a gunt on a man was called a gock, as in “Hey, that fat bastard’s gut hangs down in front of his cock.” But I think gunt is more user friendly.
Dude lost ALOT of weight recently, happened to me. Just way too much skin. Still horrifying though.
I think the Blue robed fella entered the ring to the Orgazmo soundtrack. Which means Vince can put it on Flimdrank without any whining. Also, I think they called Jörg Lothmann “Marshmallow”
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