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That “birthday cake and sweat” thing is canon, by the way.
I’ve actually smelled Cliff Lee, and he smells like nice cologne and doe urine. /longstory
I feel like Cliff Lee would just smell “plain”, like water.
Hunter Pence: Laffy Taffy and Josta
Adam Dunn: Desperation and a freshly urinated-in bus shelter
Mariano Rivera: whatever the greatest smelling smell of all time is. I’m going to go with bacon.
Ichiro: Soy sauce and Japanese mountain mist
Prince Fielder: Boca Burger and Old Spice Musk
AJ Burnett: Massengil and Drakkar
Big Papi – diamond earings and mango chile chutney.
Joba Chamberlain smells like a Sizzler’s buffet and disappointment.
Joe Mauer: chamomile tea and hospital rooms.
Jose Bautista: Fried plantains and HGH.
JD Drew smells like D batteries.
Russell Martin smells like poutine and Dust
Billy Butler smells like a Wendy’s Baconator and Fruit Stripe gum.
Nick Swisher smells like free gillette swag bro, seriously, smell me bro.
Josh Hamilton – old cocaine and stale bodyshots
Bryce Harper – Burnt cork and soiled diapers
Justin Verlander – a bran muffin
Can we do managers? Because I’m pretty confident that Bobby Cox smells like pine tar soap and tobacco.
@Will Ned Yost smells those things, dismisses them as pussy perfume, and showers once a week in Zest’s “Hard Water” imported from 1994
Barry Zito- One Hundred and Twenty Six Million Dollars worth of zen.
“Joba Chamberlain smells like a Sizzler’s buffet and disappointment.”
OBJECTION! Redundant, your honor.
Carlos Ruiz= churros and well worn mitt
Daisuke Matsuzaka – Pokemon cards and flop sweat
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That “birthday cake and sweat” thing is canon, by the way.
I’ve actually smelled Cliff Lee, and he smells like nice cologne and doe urine. /longstory
I feel like Cliff Lee would just smell “plain”, like water.
Hunter Pence: Laffy Taffy and Josta
Adam Dunn: Desperation and a freshly urinated-in bus shelter
Mariano Rivera: whatever the greatest smelling smell of all time is. I’m going to go with bacon.
Ichiro: Soy sauce and Japanese mountain mist
Prince Fielder: Boca Burger and Old Spice Musk
AJ Burnett: Massengil and Drakkar
Big Papi – diamond earings and mango chile chutney.
Joba Chamberlain smells like a Sizzler’s buffet and disappointment.
Joe Mauer: chamomile tea and hospital rooms.
Jose Bautista: Fried plantains and HGH.
JD Drew smells like D batteries.
Russell Martin smells like poutine and Dust
Billy Butler smells like a Wendy’s Baconator and Fruit Stripe gum.
Nick Swisher smells like free gillette swag bro, seriously, smell me bro.
Josh Hamilton – old cocaine and stale bodyshots
Bryce Harper – Burnt cork and soiled diapers
Justin Verlander – a bran muffin
Can we do managers? Because I’m pretty confident that Bobby Cox smells like pine tar soap and tobacco.
@Will Ned Yost smells those things, dismisses them as pussy perfume, and showers once a week in Zest’s “Hard Water” imported from 1994
Barry Zito- One Hundred and Twenty Six Million Dollars worth of zen.
“Joba Chamberlain smells like a Sizzler’s buffet and disappointment.”
OBJECTION! Redundant, your honor.
Carlos Ruiz= churros and well worn mitt
Daisuke Matsuzaka – Pokemon cards and flop sweat