"Give a hand to my band, Sexual Chocolate..."
Through two weeks, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady leads the NFL in QB rating (128) and passing yards (940), and he is tied for passing touchdowns (7) and completions (66), while his Pats are 2-0 and looking as dominant on offense as they ever have. So it goes without saying that Dreamboat might spend his Tuesday kicking back and relaxing with his super model wife and their sometimes nude child, right?
Wrong. Brady spent his Tuesday kicking ass for charity as well. Not only did he spend the afternoon at Matt Light’s 7th Annual Celebrity Shootout in Rhode Island supporting the Light Foundation’s academic scholarships (of course Light said that Brady is one of the best shooters at his event), but Brady also made it back to Boston in time to attend the grand re-location event for Ermenegildo Zegna, a very high-end fashion store for those of who do our shopping at Goodwill.
But before we go poking fun at Brady and his Uggs-enabled fashion sense, know that he and the store’s owners are donating .10 of every dollar to the Boys & Girls Club of Boston. And of course there were kids on hand so Brady could tell them how they too could grow up to dump a gorgeous actress only to wed an iconic Victoria’s Secret Angel. Is it too soon to name him Man of the Decade or should we give Chad Henne another year?
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Tom Brady and the 2012 New England Patriots receiving corps.
"What's your name, little boy?"
"Just kidding, Danny Woodhead, you're my favorite!"
"Hey Mr. Kraft, my neck doesn't feel so well..."
"Gotcha! But seriously, can you imagine?"
Oh Tom, always dragging around two 5's to remind us that you're a 10.
Brady's next endorsement will be Purell.
"Remember, no fat chicks."
Pictured on the right: The saddest tie salesman ever.
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I think picture #7 is closer to a 3 (blond) and a 7.
Has anyone figured out why his hair still looks like that?
My guess is that it’s part of his “Brand”. He’s trying to appeal to a certain demographic that his sponsors are going after. Hipster, upscale, fashion conscious hipsters appear to be their target. You and I wear our hair because that’s how we like it and want to project ourselves. He wears his hair based on the advertisers money.
He looks like he stepped out of one of those Hairstyles for Men books I always flip through at the hair dresser full of people that cannot possibly be real, and then I have to check to copyright of the book because I can’t believe the book is from 2011 when it looks so clearly early 90′s and Saved By The Bell-ass.
@UU: I agree.
It’s too bad that the Pats defense will once again prevent the Pats from winning the superbowl.
And by too bad, I mean thank god.