The World’s Largest Natural Afro

Aevin Douglas is a 36-year old social worker from New Orleans, and sure, she makes a living helping people and making her community a better place, but forget all that nonsense. We like her because she has the world’s largest natural afro. Alas, all is not well in gigantic afro land.
“It’s always getting caught in trees, and one time I even slammed my hair in the car door! And I hate it when people touch it without asking my permission first!”
(Via)
I’m sorry, I’m completely distracted by something and can’t possibly get through this without doing something…



Longest fingernails = fucking gross
Largest Afro = kind of awesome
Meatwad as a giant afro was amazing. Also, I fucking miss that version of Lady Gaga so bad :(
I gotcher giant cucumber right ‘ere [gestures vigorously at crotch].