Cats fighting dogs is college football, says guy

David Bennett, head coach of the Coastal Carolina Chanticleers, believes that his players should be less like cats and more like dogs. Cats get confused about a one-way screen door because they’re too busy looking in the mirror, making sure they have the proper amount of sweatbands and making non-stop cat noises. Dogs, inversely, lie somewhere in another part of the house, barking. At least I think that’s what this insane asshole is trying to say, watch for yourself.

For a guy who hates cats, he sure is pretending to be a cat a lot.

This video comes to us from Sportress of Blogitude by way of Off The Bench, and I think it might be one of those things everyone should experience despite no one being able to provide context. It’s like listening to the last half of your crazy Uncle’s story without hearing the beginning. You know there’s a cat in the house, and you know there’s a dog, and there’s a guy named Mel, but he might also be a dog, because … I don’t know.

Anyway, here’s a video of the last Chanticleers game.