"The World’s Fattest Mom Has Given Up"
I hope Kate Upton pays attention to this story and wises up.
Do not, I repeat do not go to page 2. Don’t be a hero.
Also, if you are a sick fuck and into this sort of stuff. Check out another picture of her.
She washes herself with a rag on a stick.
The “like get out of showers” line really is the gift that keeps on giving.
If you cross your eyes a little, Pic 2 looks likes a black guy posing next to a novelty size chocolate cupcake with pink frosting.
She tried using e-Harmony to find someone to take her out but it kept matching her up with “a crane.”
/starts chanting to myself:
**I should’ve listened to UU** **I should’ve listened to UU** **I should’ve listened to UU**
My penis exploded from all the sexy.
Chase Daniels looks different without a football uniform.
Who knew New Jersey had Colts fans?
12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American pride…
stupid fatties, always quitting
Don’t get out of the boat. Don’t look at page 2. Don’t get out of the boat. Don’t look at page 2.
I thought Yokozuna died? Is she feuding with the Undertaker yet?
Should’ve read the comments first.
Now to go throw up.
That is FUCKING HOT!
You know, because of friction and spandex.
I didn’t care for that picture. I don’t like this website. Where’s the one with the cute puppy pictures on Fridays? Golly, but I’m tired.