
The Miami Dolphins were supposed to start the season with a Top 10 defense. After all, cornerback Vontae Davis boasted that he and Sean Smith make up the league’s best secondary tandem. So how did that work out for the Dolphins on Monday night against the New England Patriots? Well, Tom Brady threw them on a pinball machine and helped himself to 517 yards and 4 touchdowns, of course.
How in the name of Don Shula’s neck wrinkles did that happen? Easy – it was all Benny Sapp’s fault. Much like last year’s equally embarrassing MNF loss to the Pats, when Miami fired special teams coach John Bonamego, a finger had to be removed from Jeff Ireland’s nose and pointed at someone. This time, the ax landed on Sapp, who was cut by the team yesterday.
“It’s a hard decision to make,” Sparano said. “I know how hard this guy works. Nobody works harder than him at what he does. Special teams is a hard area because there’s a lot of hands involved in that area.
“What I mean is the players have some responsibility in that area, too. And the players change a lot in that area. Our players also need to take responsibility.” (Miami Herald)
And today, the Dolphins have moved forward by moving even farther backwards. They re-signed Will Allen. Normally, this wouldn’t be much of a newsworthy story, as crappy teams make crappy decisions all the time. I just think that this is the first step in what is going to be an entire season of exceptionally crappy decisions by Sparano as he tries desperately to save his ass. I’d like to see the Buffalo Bills top that.


“Tom Brady threw them on a pinball machine…”
A “Mask” and a “The Accused” reference in one day? Burnsy you are killing it with the 1980 movie references.
The Buffalo Bills will sweep the Dolphins this year.
As the legendary Tom Landry said, “You get straight-armed by a little white guy, your ass is cut.”
Yay! My Hawkeye freed from the Phins! Now if the Bills will just pick him up so he can get revenge…
Time to get Cowher signed for next year…you can kiss Sprano’s ass good by.If they do not sign Cowher winning is not there top priority.
As a Pats fan, I hope they keep Sparano for continuity purposes.
Continuity of the Phins being awful.
Burn!
That’s right, my friends, the rare 3 comment joke.
OK, OK, it wasn’t that good. But it makes the post look better with 8 comments as opposed to 4.
If I weren’t so distraught and dejected as a Dolphins fan, I would take offense to that.
saying a** in a article is unprofessional
@dDd – we are a comedy blog, not the news
I remember when Benny Sapp “played” for KC. As shitty as we have been this past decade, his particular stench still stands out. Cutting Sapp is always addition by subtraction. How the fuck is he still in the league?
Sorry, Burnsy, no disrespect meant.
this the beginning of a very long year. i wouldnt be surprised to see mid season coaching change the way things look now. henne was the biggest worry coming in and now he maybe the least of the worries. no running game, no secondary coverage. the o line needs to get moving and where was the d line pressure. omg nunber one in the andrew luck sweepstakes. love the fins but i was embarassed as a fan
good god…its one game. one game against a team that is top 3 in the nfl. Im not a pats fan, but you give brady time and he eats you alive. Love how 1 game and miami fans are already tossing in the towel, and over getting burned for 500+ yrds by if not the best qb in the game.