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26. Houston Texans (2-1) – Realistically, there’s no way the Texans could possibly lose the AFC South this year, so I have no problem speaking on behalf of people who drafted Arian Foster – please come back soon, we’re not the same without you.
27. New Orleans Saints (2-1) – When the lockout lifted, teams that were interested in Darren Sproles included the Rams and the Dolphins. I’m not saying he’s an elite game-changing RB, but dude has some skills.
28. New England Patriots (2-1) – The Buffalo Bills had more fans than any team in the world yesterday. Also, Chad Ochocinco should be unemployed.
29. Baltimore Ravens (2-1) – Baltimore rookie Torrey Smith broke a NFL record by catching 3 TDs in the first quarter yesterday. In two weeks, he’ll set another record when he becomes the fastest added and dropped player in fantasy football history.
30. Buffalo Bills (3-0) – Who seriously woulda thunk it?
31. Detroit Lions (3-0) – Who SERIOUSLY woulda thunk it?
32. Green Bay Packers (3-0) – Let’s go ahead and just say that Green Bay is eliminated from contention at this point.
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Buffalo Bills: #30 on Burnsy’s suck for Luck list, #1 in our hearts.
The Texans being completely helpless against Drew Brees was the first moment I knew they were going to be my favorite team. They were just so, so bad on defense.
Watching the Patriots fans at the bar was fun.
I’m afraid I’ll be stabbed if I don’t like them.
I DON’T CARE WHO YOU LIKE, I AM STILL STABBING YOU WITH A GOAT HORN!
Oh man, I can’t wait for the Lions to play the Bears!!!
*Google Maps closest bridge*
@Brandon: I liked watching Schaub get all pouty every time they went back down on the score. I never realized what a little pansy he is. There was one shot where it looked like he peered up at the scoreboard and saw Archie Manning fish-hookin’ his mom!
How long until Todd Haley is fired? 10? 20 minutes?
Still not soon enough.
It would appear that Stafford’s been paying attention to the dongslinger.
Per request, Sanchez’s nose reconstruction.
C’mon Miami! You can suck for Luck the hardest! Knowing Miami, they’ll probably beat New England and New York to cost them the first overall pick.
I want Andy Reid fired!
I actually like Vince Young, no batteries thrown at him from me. Better than Kafka.
From what I understand the NFL is pretty insistent that every player, including the QB, wear shoulder pads and a jersey. That really goes against the way VY rolls.
Plus I picked up Kafka last week for trade bait under the assumption that Vick would get hurt soon enough.
/still won’t make the playoffs…
Look up the word puerile in the dictionary: it will consist of the phrase “suck for Luck.” Lame.
I like the new ad-format on here. I have always been a fan of pop-up windows appearing every time I move my mouse, especialyl when those pop-up windows have nothing to do with the content I’m reading or the specific word they’re linked to. Kudos.
leslie frasier needs to go. and when he leaves please take the trash with you, Bernard(mad drops0 Berian. visante (i should have choosen a number) shaninco, Donovan mcfail we dont even need to replace them , just please leave.