
In our continuing coverage of obnoxious European billionaires, Newcastle United owner Mike Ashley has given his blessing to the team’s manager, Alan Pardew, to handle the scouting and rebuilding efforts during the international break, which means that Ashley was free to do what billionaires do best – namely throw nightclub parties and strip in front of a crowd of random people.
Thankfully, Newcastle is making up for Ashley’s pasty display with some new team merchandise to help the team’s fans feel a little better about themselves. They’re making sexy underwear.
The contract between the club and Premier Lingerie – described with northern lack of faff as 'football-related underwear specialists' – has a possible interest beyond the usual reasons for giving space to such a subject.
Premier points out that women now form about a fifth of regular football supporters in the uk, but only between three and five percent of club merchandise is aimed at them. (Via The Guardian)
Newcastle obviously isn’t the first team in any sport to sell lingerie, but the idea is still relatively new to the clubs across the pond. West Ham released a limited edition line in 2009, and Katy Perry showed off a sample at the MTV Europe Music Awards that year. I’ve heard that in Europe MTV still plays music.
Katy’s debut outfit and some Newcastle samples after the jump (available for purchase here).










Picture #3 is my favorite. That is all.
How does a sexy underwear post not get more comments?
Because it isn’t about wrestling!
Actual comment: I am blown away by Katy Perry’s ability to be so gorgeous on the outside, so Angelina Jolie Without Eyebrows on the inside.
Good point B. Both about it not being about wrestling and about Katy Perry.
It hard to write comments on a sticky keyboard, UU.
Soccer is great.
Now if only British women could be attractive.
Katy Perry is terrible. If she weren’t physically attractive there wouldn’t be a single person alive who would argue against that point.
So true about the Katy Perry comments, Brandon.
I bet a lot of Northern England hookers who reside in the toon are going to be buying this lingerie, making guys wanting to mag on their pies, if ya know what I’m sayin’!
Because their nickname is the magpies, you see.
@Ragingape – Eh? Cheryl Cole is from Newcastle and isn’t that bad looking. We produce cracking women.
Mike Ashley is not a billionaire. He never puts money into the club, just sells players, and his clothing business is in trouble.
My Geordie brothers-in-law hate Ashley with a passion. He’s kind of the English version of Frank McCourt.
Just a joke mate.