Hugh Jackman, who you may know as Wolverine from the X-Men movies or Leopold from Kate and Leopold (probably X-Men), was the celebrity guest host of WWE Raw this Monday night. Like many guest hosts, he ended up getting physically involved, and landed an amazing looking punch on wrestler Dolph Ziggler. Ziggler stumbled away, got hit with Zack Ryder’s Jumping Dick To The Face finishing move and lost the match. Later, Ziggler posted on Twitter that he suffered a “hairline mandibular fracture” of his jaw from the punch, said he will be wearing a mouth guard while it heals and would not miss any matches.
Now, keeping in mind that everyone over the age of 11 with more than two functioning teeth knows that pro wrestling is an entertainment program that sort of lives or dies by your ability to suspend disbelief while watching, it should not surprise you that TMZ followed up Ziggler’s tweet with this headline:
Hugh Jackman WWE Punch Injury
Totally Fake!
/facepalm
But sources close to the wrestler and others in the know tell TMZ … the whole thing was made up by Ziggler. There is no MRI and no fracture, although we are told Hugh really did pack a punch and Ziggler was in pain.
We’re told the WWE wasn’t in on the scam.
A scam in wrestling? Get out.
I’m actually pretty shocked that they didn’t follow it up with “and ‘Dolph Ziggler’ isn’t really even the liar’s real name!” Following in the heels (cough) of Jim Rome thinking CM Punk’s speech to end Raw was “real” and not part of the show, you’ve got to wonder why the people who don’t watch wrestling because it’s fake are the ones who can’t ever seem to accept that it’s not the UFC. Television, print and social media are all ways to tell a story, and it’s frustrating to know that somewhere a TMZ editor is weighing in on whether or not he should publish that DISNEYLAND SHOCKER! MICKEY MOUSE ACTUALLY GIRL IN SUIT story he’s just been pitched.
In a related story, TMZ is going to spend the next three days reporting about this:
[via the nerds at TMZ]


Fun fact: I will post Secrets Of Pro Wrestling: Revealed clips whenever possible. It’s all part’a th’ SCAM!
That show hasn’t gotten any less embarrassing 10 years later.
I watched Secrets of Pro Wrestling in middle school and then immediately went to school the next day and did the head butt to a friend like he had seen it too and would know what I was doing. He had not seen it, and he did not know what I was doing. That was an awkward day
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Just goes to show that the guys who keep saying “ITS FAKE YOU KNO!!” are the ones who loved it (and got burnt by their misunderstanding of it) the most.
Is Zach Ryder’s Jumping Dick To The Face as devastating as Randy Orton’s trademarked Flying Dick Attack (AKA the Lou Thesz Press)?
I know Jackman has stage-fought in movies, but honestly, that was a better-looking punch than at least half of the roster can throw.
Who are these secret “sources close to the wrestler”? Vickie Guerrero? Jack Swagger? Is it Matt Hardy in a poorly-fitting fedora and trenchcoat? “Pssssst, over here! Want some inside information on Dolph Ziggler? It’s the JUICIEST!”
Kif goes Gughhhh.
Jumping Dick To The Face gay
I tried doing a Zapruder style breakdown of the Jackman punch. At real-time speed it looks devastating. In a stop action review, it appears he unloaded about a foot away and just ran through the contact. My graphics aren’t good enough to be definitive. Will someone with the equipment please do a slow mo or stop action analysis to solve this mystery? Thanks.
I think the issues isn’t the fakeness of the punch, I’m fairly certain the punch connected and was “real” in its execution, it’s that Dolph Ziggler is an athletic adult male and can probably take one real punch from an actor without breaking his entire face.
I’m not saying it didn’t connect. I’m saying he unloaded the power of the punch before he made contact, resulting in less force. This needs to be investigated.
/facepalm to anyone who thought Jim Rome was being a legitimate mark by reaching out to CM Punk. You make it sound like he was talking about Undertaker as if he were really a zombie or Sgt Slaughter as a real member of the US Army.
The irony is the blogger here misinterpreting Rome just as egregiously as TMZ has done to that ‘scam’ pedaling Ziggler. It’s like bending over to stare into my own asshole in the mirror. It is blowing my fucking mind.
@Josh – Why do you say “the blogger here” as though I’m not going to read it? I am an actual guy. Jim Rome had tons of “wrestling’s not real, but was this part??” on his show, and it was dumb.
@Brandon – Excellent point, actual-blogger-guy-who-is-here.