
If anyone ever complained that we don’t feature enough rugby stories here, I would explain that it’s because we don’t get rugby and therefore don’t like writing about it. In fairness, though, it is cooler than soccer and we write about that on occasion, so it’s only fair that we find a little rugby news here and there.
Well news be damned, because we instead have an instructional video, which is helping me understand rugby in an entirely new light. Like the kind of light that makes it difficult to stand up for the next 20 minutes or so. Seriously, all sports need more instructional videos like this. If every sport followed this example, video games would become obsolete because every able-bodied young male would be outside trying to kill the next guy to impress oiled up girls.
To be fair, video games wouldn’t become entirely obsolete because we’d still have marijuana and college. But we’d sure have a lot more athletes running around. Hell, imagine if we applied this method to teaching math and science. The future would be a beautiful place.
(Via Dailyeo)


This is maybe the best episode of Look Around You ever.
There was a chick on the X-Factor last night, a leggy blonde, who was a rugby coach. To tell the truth, I thought she was lying, because one generally doesn’t expect hot women to be playing a sport as brutal as rugby. I mean, she was too hot to be playing softball or field hockey.
Yeah, I really didn’t know where I was going with that either.
I played rugby in my younger days in college and for a local club and trust me most rugby girls are well, let’s say not very attractive.
I want to form a fucking maul with these broads, stat.
Thank you for this. I shall become an expert in rugby after watching this a few more times.
A girl joined a class that I teach last week. She’s probably just under 5 foot, Colombian and gorgeous. And she plays rugby. Never would have guessed in a million years.
I’ve been working in NZ, on and off, for few years now, and I can categorically tell you that this is some deceitful buuuuullshit! There are no women here that look like that, not on the field, not on the streets, not even in magazines.
A swedish backpack once honestly told he concidered swmming to Australia, just to see some tang.