The Kelly Kellys

I’m not too familiar with the modern WWE Divas, so I’m going to use Brandon’s perfectly stated analysis for this case: “Not great or even good, but popular so they get drafted all the time.” That heinie looks mighty popular.
9) Kellen Winslow – I don’t want to hear about two seasons ago. I took this turkey last season and suffered the whole way with 1 and 2 point performances. I got more success out of scouring the waiver wire each week, at least until late in the season when he came alive a little. Of course I say that now, but I’ll check back in after I take him in the 6th round.
10) Owen Daniels – Daniels looked really good during the last 4 games of last season, despite missing 5 games with an injury and sucking for the first 6 games of the season. I’m just not ready to believe that the guy who has missed 13 games over the last 2 seasons is not going to give me menstrual cramps this year.


What about the Vicki Guerreros?
I’ll start that list with Buffalo Bills TE David Martin.
That picture of Maryse is goddamned amazing. And I’m happy that my badgering got one of the Chickbusters into this post.
Mae Young totally killed my boner today…doubt it’s ever coming back after that shock.
Kelly Kelly > Maryse. Because her name is much easier to remember.
Kaitlyn should be in there because of her TIGHT END.
I am seriously going to draft Pettigrew this year just because I will now associate him with AJ.
These are good Burnsy.
“Rex Grossman, who apparently ate Kirstie Alley” this goes well with another post… on another website… also with a glaring white background.
But the visual DOES NOT go well with my apatite.
I’ll bet that Evan Moore will be in the top 10 for Fantasy tight ends, not Ben Watson.
The Sexy Muppets Guide to Drafting Kickers is a title that must be used more than once, heads up. I’m probably going to name my car that.
Burnsy, I’m coming for you when I draft Maryse’s rack 4th in my draft.
Oh my god, how the hell does Maryse not get any air time while Eve is on every freaking show.