The Maryse Ouellets

I should point out that when it comes to drafting tight ends, I hate the idea of drafting one in the third round. I’m not fond of drafting one in the fourth either. The only scenario that I could envision doing so is if I pull a top tier QB, RB and WR coup and want to solidify my core with a top TE. But that means that every domino has to fall just right. Regardless, someone always takes a tight end early, so these are the hottest of the bunch.
1) Antonio Gates – Through all of the years and all of the teams I’ve drafted, I’ve had Gates on my roster once. It was his breakout season and I grabbed him off waivers. I have never seen the point in drafting him in the late second or third round like everyone does when there are other WRs and RBs still available.
2) Jason Witten – Mr. Dependable, I guess. My league awards .5 points per reception so Witten is usually solid, even when he peels off a run of 7-catch, 61-yard game. But he’s also getting older and he has Martellus Bennett and John Phillips looking scrappy behind him.
3) Jermichael Finley – If he stayed healthy last season, Finley would have probably had a better season than most wide receivers. He’s talking some big game now that he’s healthy, and if he hadn’t been injured he would be my No. 1.
4) Dallas Clark – Before last season, Clark had never been a concern for injury. Two years ago he had a phenomenal season, too, but he’s also 32 now. Can he get back to an elite level this season or will last season’s wrist injury and surgery affect him enough that you’ll pass over him and take Jacob Tamme later on as a backup… *whispers* foreshadowing.


What about the Vicki Guerreros?
I’ll start that list with Buffalo Bills TE David Martin.
That picture of Maryse is goddamned amazing. And I’m happy that my badgering got one of the Chickbusters into this post.
Mae Young totally killed my boner today…doubt it’s ever coming back after that shock.
Kelly Kelly > Maryse. Because her name is much easier to remember.
Kaitlyn should be in there because of her TIGHT END.
I am seriously going to draft Pettigrew this year just because I will now associate him with AJ.
These are good Burnsy.
“Rex Grossman, who apparently ate Kirstie Alley” this goes well with another post… on another website… also with a glaring white background.
But the visual DOES NOT go well with my apatite.
I’ll bet that Evan Moore will be in the top 10 for Fantasy tight ends, not Ben Watson.
The Sexy Muppets Guide to Drafting Kickers is a title that must be used more than once, heads up. I’m probably going to name my car that.
Burnsy, I’m coming for you when I draft Maryse’s rack 4th in my draft.
Oh my god, how the hell does Maryse not get any air time while Eve is on every freaking show.