I can’t believe this is how she repays you for making her a star
08.01.11 at 1:50 pm
Upstate Underdog
I really want a glass of milk right now for some reason.
08.01.11 at 1:50 pm
Tim Was Tim
7 of 8 gave 6.5 of 6.5.
08.01.11 at 1:52 pm
La Schmoove
Nice udders.
Also, I guaran-damn-TEE you that more than one man contemplated pulling a “Top Sceret!” And dressing up as a cow for that shoot.
08.01.11 at 2:12 pm
powerfuldragon
No I have never milked a cow. It was really cool?
wat?
08.01.11 at 2:18 pm
Old Fashioned
LATRINE!!!!!!!
08.01.11 at 3:20 pm
AudeSapere
Not sure which god grants prayers for big boobs and tallness. If anything, this is a (wonderful) trick by Satan to thoroughly tempt us. I always knew I liked him more than God.
08.01.11 at 3:23 pm
Spanky Datass
Girl really knows how to handle a cock. (low hanging rooster fruit)
08.01.11 at 3:28 pm
Burnsy
God she’s a fatass.
08.01.11 at 4:02 pm
Jim
“kate upton fat” can be the new “john cena gay.”
08.01.11 at 4:33 pm
FSJ
Maybe she should lay off the whole milk.
08.01.11 at 6:48 pm
Moose (The Thread Ender)
In related news; commercial cowstar Betzy is now a lesbian.
08.01.11 at 9:45 pm
Bro Montana
I’d let her choke my chicken.
08.01.11 at 10:29 pm
Brutus
I can tell by looking at her that she will be fat when she’s 50 years old. I would never be with a woman like that.
08.01.11 at 11:43 pm
Moose (The Thread Ender)
Yes Brutus, but I would be so kind as to give her years of pity fucks, since she clearly needs my help and guidance.
08.01.11 at 11:43 pm
parris island vacations
I like how careful Kate is being while carrying around that giant jug of my sperm.
08.02.11 at 1:16 am
Your Mom
There is definitely some nip slip at :40
08.02.11 at 1:19 am
Your Mom
and I for one couldn’t care less what she looks like at 50. Do you have some sort of magic screen that adds 30 years onto the pictures that come up? I guess that might explain the child porn on your hard drive, but probably not.
08.02.11 at 1:24 am
Freedom Chipmunk
I’m happy to now know that she handles an object that is pink, long and somewhat slender. It’s pleasing.
What?
I’m white! Proper thickness was never an option.
08.02.11 at 4:16 am
Chri534
Wow am I disappointed to read that animal rights garbage from you.
Fuckin’ hippies man, fuckin’ hippies…
08.02.11 at 8:52 am
Brandon
@Chris534 – I think the “animal rights garbage” took up about half a sentence. I could understand this feedback if I’d blathered on about it, but come on, what you eat doesn’t make you a hippie.
08.02.11 at 8:54 am
Brutus
Hi Mom, you have to see the last Kate Upton picture post to get that.
08.02.11 at 3:40 pm
Norm
Awwww yeah,baby.
08.02.11 at 8:38 pm
Pugiron
Marissa Miller looks better at 31 than she does at 19, morons.
08.02.11 at 11:59 pm
Moose (The Thread Ender)
I would think a moron would be someone who doesn’t know how to use “did” for past tense in a sentence.
08.03.11 at 11:08 am
Dr. Obvious
Funny, I never masturbated to ‘Green Acres’ before
08.04.11 at 9:51 am
Dorque
With gratitude to Spinal Tap:
Working on a sex farm/Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork/And poking your hay
Scratching in your henhouse/Sniffing at your feedbag
Slipping out your back door/I’m leaving my spray
Sex farm woman/I’m gonna mow you down
Sex farm woman/I’ll rake and mow you down
Sex farm woman/Don’t you see my silo risin’ high
Working on a sex farm/Hosing down your barn door
Bothering you livestock/They know what I need
Working up a hot sweat/I’m scretching in your pea patch
Plowing through your beanfield/Planting my seed
Sex farm woman/I’ll be your hired hand
Sex farm woman/I’ll let my offer stand
Sex farm woman/Don’t you feel my tractor rumbling byby-by-byyyy
![[avatar]](http://p.uproxxcdn.com/global/images/default-avatar.jpg){kind=avatar}
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2012/05/Chips-180x180.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2012/05/with-spandex-icarus-180x180.jpg)
I can’t believe this is how she repays you for making her a star
I really want a glass of milk right now for some reason.
7 of 8 gave 6.5 of 6.5.
Nice udders.
Also, I guaran-damn-TEE you that more than one man contemplated pulling a “Top Sceret!” And dressing up as a cow for that shoot.
No I have never milked a cow. It was really cool?
wat?
LATRINE!!!!!!!
Not sure which god grants prayers for big boobs and tallness. If anything, this is a (wonderful) trick by Satan to thoroughly tempt us. I always knew I liked him more than God.
Girl really knows how to handle a cock. (low hanging rooster fruit)
God she’s a fatass.
“kate upton fat” can be the new “john cena gay.”
Maybe she should lay off the whole milk.
In related news; commercial cowstar Betzy is now a lesbian.
I’d let her choke my chicken.
I can tell by looking at her that she will be fat when she’s 50 years old. I would never be with a woman like that.
Yes Brutus, but I would be so kind as to give her years of pity fucks, since she clearly needs my help and guidance.
I like how careful Kate is being while carrying around that giant jug of my sperm.
There is definitely some nip slip at :40
and I for one couldn’t care less what she looks like at 50. Do you have some sort of magic screen that adds 30 years onto the pictures that come up? I guess that might explain the child porn on your hard drive, but probably not.
I’m happy to now know that she handles an object that is pink, long and somewhat slender. It’s pleasing.
What?
I’m white! Proper thickness was never an option.
Wow am I disappointed to read that animal rights garbage from you.
Fuckin’ hippies man, fuckin’ hippies…
@Chris534 – I think the “animal rights garbage” took up about half a sentence. I could understand this feedback if I’d blathered on about it, but come on, what you eat doesn’t make you a hippie.
Hi Mom, you have to see the last Kate Upton picture post to get that.
Awwww yeah,baby.
Marissa Miller looks better at 31 than she does at 19, morons.
I would think a moron would be someone who doesn’t know how to use “did” for past tense in a sentence.
Funny, I never masturbated to ‘Green Acres’ before
With gratitude to Spinal Tap:
Working on a sex farm/Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork/And poking your hay
Scratching in your henhouse/Sniffing at your feedbag
Slipping out your back door/I’m leaving my spray
Sex farm woman/I’m gonna mow you down
Sex farm woman/I’ll rake and mow you down
Sex farm woman/Don’t you see my silo risin’ high
Working on a sex farm/Hosing down your barn door
Bothering you livestock/They know what I need
Working up a hot sweat/I’m scretching in your pea patch
Plowing through your beanfield/Planting my seed
Sex farm woman/I’ll be your hired hand
Sex farm woman/I’ll let my offer stand
Sex farm woman/Don’t you feel my tractor rumbling byby-by-byyyy