Arizona Cardinals defensive lineman Darnell Dockett is the reason why the @Storytime series exists. It began with him live-blogging a run-in with police and has featured his in-depth thoughts on the Casey Anthony murder trial with only enough time to buy an alligator between.
Lucky for us, Dockett continues to find himself in Tweetable situations -- this time he accidentally brought a gun to a Cardinals practice facility in Arizona, realized his mistake, tweeted about it, and got upset when more than one person said "why are you carrying a gun everywhere". He compares himself to Sean Taylor, explicitly explains which guns his has and where he keeps them, and the story ends with him vowing to protect his family by buying ... well, I don't want to ruin it for you.
Please enjoy our continuing journey through the mind of an extremely sane man with @Storytime, after the jump.
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One can only hope he grabs one of his guns and does the world a favor by shooting himself in the head.
^Yup. This is not going to end well for somebody. Most likely an innocent bystander.
Shoot himself in the head…really? Really?
Yeah, a 290lb 6’4″ black dude really has to worry about people trying to fuck with him. It’s damn near all I can do to restrain myself from walking right up and punching him square in the face. If he’s not armed, no deterrent.
you guys are some damn idiots ….you want him to kill him self for ACCIDENTLY leaving his gun in his bag?!?….why do you care why he has a gun maybe he did get robbed one time no matter how big he is…get a life he said it was an accident end of story
Yes bluesblues we are all the idiots. I think we are just sick of thug culture. If you’re stupid enough to realize this idiot doesn’t understand anything about gun safety than you’re not better than him.