Arizona Cardinals defensive lineman Darnell Dockett is the reason why the @Storytime series exists. It began with him live-blogging a run-in with police and has featured his in-depth thoughts on the Casey Anthony murder trial with only enough time to buy an alligator between.
Lucky for us, Dockett continues to find himself in Tweetable situations -- this time he accidentally brought a gun to a Cardinals practice facility in Arizona, realized his mistake, tweeted about it, and got upset when more than one person said "why are you carrying a gun everywhere". He compares himself to Sean Taylor, explicitly explains which guns his has and where he keeps them, and the story ends with him vowing to protect his family by buying ... well, I don't want to ruin it for you.
Please enjoy our continuing journey through the mind of an extremely sane man with @Storytime, after the jump.