He looks photoshopped in, doesn't he?
Metta World Peace née Ron Artest took off to Nevada over the weekend to host a night at the Chateau Nightclub & Gardens at the Paris Hotel on the Las Vegas Strip, and like a lot of Vegas tourists he decided to take in a show. That show happened to be Celine, Celine Dion's residency performance at The Colosseum at Caesars Palace. Most people who go to that will tweet "went to see Celina Dion in Vegas, liked the show" or "went to see Celina Dion in Vegas, did not like the show" (that one would be me), but not Artest. Here's the Spark Notes version of what went down:
1. Ron Artest is Ron Artest
2. Ron Artest decides to go see Celine Dion in concert
3. Celine Dion changes Ron Artest's life
4. Ron Artest gets frustrated that his Twitter followers don't know who Celine Dion is and think he's joking
5. Ron Artest has an existential crisis, considers the idea that he might be dumb and is driven to improve himself
6. Ron Artest gets in over his head
The last two days of @RonArtest are succinctly chronicled here for your observation and amusement, and because somebody needed to make a permanent record of this. Please click through to enjoy.
Celine Dion is already forgotten, as Metta World has googled his favorite hip-hop duo of all time to properly spell their name (I think).
I included the first response because of how sad it is. He is probably never going to wear your clothes.
This isn't an incredibly interesting tweet, but included to illustrate how Ron Artest will not stop talking about how he met Celine Dion from now until X.
I'm not sure he ever had it fully, but he starts losing his ability to speak and form sentences around here.
I love that these four groups of people represent Ron Artest's spectrum of humanity. "blacks to Russians"
He fails. Nothing else is said about Whitney Houston. The confusion about Celine sends him into some dark areas of human thought, such as ...
Most of the comments are just correcting his grammar or vocabulary (with the little passive-aggressive asterisk thing people do) and nobody seems to care about what he's saying. That takes him here ...