It Must Suck To Be Sergio Garcia
08.16.11
CBS Sports golf writer Steve Elling Tweeted the above photo yesterday, and if he’s to be believed, these four Gollums stalked Sergio Garcia throughout this past weekend’s 93rd PGA Championship at the Atlanta Athletic Club. Nevermind that Keegan Bradley defeated Jason Dufner in a playoff, as both golfers erupted from obscurity. I’m downright concerned for the safety of golf’s elite athletes.
OK, maybe elite is generous, as Garcia hasn’t won anything of note since 2008. But maybe that’s their thing – they stalk professional golfers who may have given up on life as their prime slips away. If that’s the case, then God help us all when they learn about Tiger Woods.
Full image of these hobgoblins after the jump.
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Those chicks are half busted, you should have seen the 2 slam pieces that followed Serg, Dustin, and Fowler on Thur! Now they were impressive!
Those women are too fat.
So you think being stalked by four hotties is bad? I didn’t know anyone was as gay as you, Burnsy
I went to a tournament a few years ago and didn’t leave the area where the golfers come off the 18th green. Why you ask? Because these girls are not bad at all until you compare them with the women waiting off the 18th for the guys like Adam Scott, Dustin Johnson, McIlroy, Mahan and the like.
I’d like to have a fivesome inside their five holes, if ya know what I’m saying. Though, it’d probably be a foursome cuz the Asian girl looks like she’d lose her nerve and leave early.
I’m being completely serious when I say that someone should get these women a meat and cheese party platter. I prefer females with adult female figures, and not the figures of lanky teenage boys.
They are looking sexy having nice wares.
ahhh skeet skeet skeet…skeet!!!!
It’s sarcastic because I think they’re attractive.
Those beautiful sexy women are fugly.
Sarcasm, dude.
There has to be 20 feet of leg in that photo!
Hobgoblins?
Sure the Asian is average and the rest are wearing unfortunate sunglasses and wardrobe choices, but, um, I’m not having a problem finishing to the one 2nd from the righ…hnnggggggggg.
/ok, now I see your point.