The Julia Stiles

These guys are just so plain. Maybe they’ll turn in a few strong performances, but otherwise they’re just standing there with pouty faces and men’s hairstyles.

19) Mark Sanchez – If you ask a New York Jets fan, this ranking is blasphemy and I’m just a hater. But other than showing glimpses of Trent Dilfer in the playoffs, Sanchez hasn’t done squat to earn any favor or high regard. However, with Santonio Holmes locked up with a big contract and bottle of Crystal and Plaxico Burress on board, this could finally be the season that Sanchez lives up to his ridiculous hype. I doubt it, though.

20) Matt Hasselbeck – I guess this guy is fine if you like replacing your QB every week or wasting a draft pick by grabbing Jake Locker. Seriously, Tennessee, three years?

21) Chad Henne – Until he learns how to throw high to Brandon Marshall, Henne is worthless.

22) Ryan Fitzpatrick – If I believed in such a thing as sleepers for the QB position, Fitzpatrick could possibly be mentioned as one. Offensive coach, decent RBs, one stud receiver with potential among the others, and he was one of the best fantasy QBs toward the end of last season. Plus, he’s a Harvard boy. Then again, he plays for the Bills.