The Vanessa Hudgens
Young. Talented. Attractive. But do you want to latch your entire fantasy season to one of these guys just yet? You better draft some strong talent ahead of them if you answered yes.
17) Sam Bradford - Everything on paper says that the St. Louis Rams should have a solid offense this season. They still need to re-sign Mark Clayton, but they added Mike Sims-Walker, who I am incredibly biased over because he went to UCF, and he’s a great value addition. I also think that Steven Jackson is going to have a monster season. But still, Bradford as a starter?
18) Matt Stafford - Same story really. He has Calvin Johnson and the Detroit Lions are becoming considerably better, but if he’s your pick to win your league’s title then you’re either psychic and not sharing your secrets with us or you’ve been hanging out with Kenny Britt.
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Jeez Burnsy, that’s just wrong.
(IT JUST DOESN’T FEEL THE SAME)
One thing in Kolb’s favor is that he gets to play the NFC West in 6 games and the division’s two best corners have relocated out of the division. Granted, one of those was on his own team, but still those practice picks can do terrible things to a young man’s confidence.
I don’t think anyone has ever accused Mark Sanchez of having a man’s haristyle.
The Sex Cannon should be in his own category. The “Cytherea/Peter North” category. Good or bad, there’s going to be an explosion.
The Kate Uptons?
Great, now I’ll have to explain the awkward erection I get when I draft Brees this year.
I’m being unfair to Kolb, I know. But I’m in Arizona currently and these fans think they got Jesus.
Jennifer Aniston’s nipples are angry that you said those things.
@Otto: “Great, now I’ll have to explain the awkward erection I get when I draft Brees this year.”
How did you explain the erection last year?
“How did you explain the erection last year?”
I got stuck with Cutler, so that wasn’t a problem.
Very entertaining analysis. What has happened to the NFL quarterback that Vick is a top 5 QB? Scary.
“I don’t trust Vincent Jackson yet.”
/facepalm
How do you make the jump from Julia Stiles to Kristie Alley without any kind of buffer? That ain’t right.
Also, Colt McCoy is going to be the surprise QB of this season, you can bet on it
What, will McCoy jump out of a closet?
BURNSY.
I’m in Tempe… after having to deal with Derek Anderson last year, can you blame us?